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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Lisa, you're the mayor. Why do you keep Ralph as police chief? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} He may not be too bright, but he isn't corrupt. That puts him well ahead of all the other applicants. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Where is everyone? I got the word out to all twelve of my Instasnap followers! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Terri]]}} I'm here because Sherri told me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sherri]]}} And Terri told me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Terri}} That gives me an idea! What if we started our own social networking site? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sherri}} One that links you to your own digital twin? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} You're not getting away from me again, Numero Uno! You ready for this Ralph? Ralph? Where are you? How did you manage to get lost already? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Gradually, then suddenly. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} Ralph! What happened? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} My feet and my brain had a fight about how to climb. Save me, Barkman! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} I can finally catch Numero Uno but I can't leave Ralph! Urgh. Why do I feel like this has happened before? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartman}} I know you're here to steal the first Krusty kids meal toy, Bob! Or should I say "Numero Uno?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Me? A petty thief? A preposterous accusation! I'm here to sabotage Krusty's new "Dairy-Licious, Milkshake-Type Beverage." Now with extra lactose. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Houseboy]]}} Extreme lactose intolerance is a real thing! I have a pamphlet if you want to read it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Wendell]]}} Nice work, Milhouse. Your anti-gluten rant was hilarious! Here's your bonus for being extra-pathetic tonight. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[SIGH]'' That's why I write it into my contract. | |
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Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021
- Bartman: Lisa, you're the mayor. Why do you keep Ralph as police chief?
- Lisa: He may not be too bright, but he isn't corrupt. That puts him well ahead of all the other applicants.
- Lisa: Where is everyone? I got the word out to all twelve of my Instasnap followers!
- Terri: I'm here because Sherri told me!
- Sherri: And Terri told me!
- Terri: That gives me an idea! What if we started our own social networking site?
- Sherri: One that links you to your own digital twin?
- Bartman: You're not getting away from me again, Numero Uno! You ready for this Ralph? Ralph? Where are you? How did you manage to get lost already?
- Ralph: Gradually, then suddenly.
- Bartman: Ralph! What happened?
- Ralph: My feet and my brain had a fight about how to climb. Save me, Barkman!
- Bartman: I can finally catch Numero Uno but I can't leave Ralph! Urgh. Why do I feel like this has happened before?
- Bartman: I know you're here to steal the first Krusty kids meal toy, Bob! Or should I say "Numero Uno?"
- Sideshow Bob: Me? A petty thief? A preposterous accusation! I'm here to sabotage Krusty's new "Dairy-Licious, Milkshake-Type Beverage." Now with extra lactose.
- Houseboy: Extreme lactose intolerance is a real thing! I have a pamphlet if you want to read it.
