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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My dad made me the assistant manager. I can make you assistant assistant manager, Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I don't know. That sounds like work... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Come on, Bart! I'll let you eat all the candy you want! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm in. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} How about you, Lisa? You can be my personal assistant! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Pass. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} [SIGH!] And so the dance contiunes. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ...and they wre laughing with him, not at him! All my pranksterism is useless! I can't belive Milhouse has become so popular. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I don't know, Bart. Maybe you should just be happy for his success. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} That's it! I can use his success against him! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That's not wwhat I said! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Son, your giveaway was a great idea! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} It was? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It was?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kirk}} Everyone loved the free samples so much, they bought out our entire stock! I just ordered more! The shipment won't be here until tomorrow, so let's close up early and go out for pizza! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} D'oh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ya know, it feels pretty good to have a best friend I can actually feel prout of! Thought I'd report early to work today, good boss, better buddy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Oh. That's great, Bart. But... we kind of wen't out of business. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Dad took all the profits from the store and invested in what he thought was the nexxt big thing! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kirk}} I thought for sure pagers were making a comeback! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aye, carumba! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, I think it's time you accept that Milhouse is rich and popular. | |
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Latest revision as of 07:40, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad made me the assistant manager. I can make you assistant assistant manager, Bart.
- Bart: I don't know. That sounds like work...
- Milhouse: Come on, Bart! I'll let you eat all the candy you want!
- Bart: I'm in.
- Milhouse: How about you, Lisa? You can be my personal assistant!
- Lisa: Pass.
- Milhouse: [SIGH!] And so the dance contiunes.
- Bart: ...and they wre laughing with him, not at him! All my pranksterism is useless! I can't belive Milhouse has become so popular.
- Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Maybe you should just be happy for his success.
- Bart: That's it! I can use his success against him!
- Lisa: That's not wwhat I said!
- Kirk Van Houten: Son, your giveaway was a great idea!
- Milhouse: It was?
- Bart: It was?!
- Kirk: Everyone loved the free samples so much, they bought out our entire stock! I just ordered more! The shipment won't be here until tomorrow, so let's close up early and go out for pizza!
- Bart: D'oh!
- Bart: Ya know, it feels pretty good to have a best friend I can actually feel prout of! Thought I'd report early to work today, good boss, better buddy.
- Milhouse: Oh. That's great, Bart. But... we kind of wen't out of business.
- Bart: What?!
- Milhouse: Dad took all the profits from the store and invested in what he thought was the nexxt big thing!
- Kirk: I thought for sure pagers were making a comeback!
- Bart: Aye, carumba!
- Lisa: Bart, I think it's time you accept that Milhouse is rich and popular.
