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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Cowabunga! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} Are you ready to proceed? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Objection, your highness! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} Overruled. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm outta here. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Judge Snyder}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Then don't you're responsible for his accident! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Really? You think so? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why not! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, wait a second, I'm the -- | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Simpson. You're fired! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers! Any luck finding a job? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} No, sir and you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Um... eh... no. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Drill in Alaska! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... by harnessing the power of donuts! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: The Simpson Quantum Generator! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over. | |
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Latest revision as of 08:10, May 15, 2021
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart, a-are super powers supposed to make you nauseous?
- Bart: Probably. Let's see if my super-strength has kicked in. Grrrr-ugh! It's not working yet!... Try running through that wall.
- Milhouse: Cowabunga!
- Judge Snyder: Are you ready to proceed?
- Homer: Objection, your highness!
- Judge Snyder: Overruled.
- Homer: I'm outta here.
- Judge Snyder: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, if you can't come up with something resembling a rational argument, I've no choice but to rule against you.
- Marge: Very well, I call Mr. Burns to the stand. Mr. Burns, is it true that our son was able to slip past the security at your power plant?
- Mr. Burns: Yes.
- Marge: Then don't you're responsible for his accident!
- Mr. Burns: Even the tightest security system can be penetrated by ap person of supior intelligence. It is quite obvious, madame, that your son is a genius!
- Marge: Really? You think so?
- Mr. Burns: Why not!
- Marge: Well, shouldn't you at least fire the man responsible for the incident?
- Mr. Burns: Very well! Smithers, fire our safety insepector!
- Homer: Hey, wait a second, I'm the --
- Waylon Smithers: Simpson. You're fired!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Waylon Smithers: [SIGH] Hello Mr. Burns.
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! Any luck finding a job?
- Waylon Smithers: No, sir and you?
- Mr. Burns: Um... eh... no.
- Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns? Um, I know that you're going through a really rough time, but... would it kill you to clean up after yourself once in a while?
- Mr. Burns: Hmmm. I'm not sure. But why risk it?
- Mayor Quimby: We're all going broke because of this power thing. I am... er... ah... open to suggestions.
- Ned Flanders: I say we rebuild the ark of the covenant, and let god tell us what to do.
- Lisa: Why don't we build a hydroelecttric plant to draw power form the natural motion of the river?
- Grampa: Drill in Alaska!
- Moe Szyslak: I'm tellin' ya! Rats on treadmills! Big rats!
- Homer: Hold everything! I've found a way to power the entire town... by harnessing the power of donuts!
- Homer: People of Springfield, I give you unlimited power for the future: The Simpson Quantum Generator!
- Lisa: Now that Dr. Hibbert has treated the radioactive bite, is dad still smart?
- Marge: I'm not sure, honey. He did eat six bags of corn nuts on the way over.
