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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Am I dying, doctor? Tell me the truth. Even a heart as big as mine can only withstand so much pain.
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': There's no need to panic, Mr. Burns. Fortunately, you're not having a heart attack.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Am I dying, doctor? Tell me the truth. Even a heart as big as mine can only withstand so much pain.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Well then doctor, what is it?
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} There's no need to panic, Mr. Burns. Fortunately, you're not having a heart attack.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': You're suffering from a serve case of indigestion.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well then doctor, what is it?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': But that's impossible! I monitor Mr. Burns' diet personally.
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} You're suffering from a serve case of indigestion.
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} But that's impossible! I monitor Mr. Burns' diet personally.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Say Mr. Smithers, thanks for the donuts! I had no idea the plant had an employee of the day program. But why do I have to wear these clothes?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Say Mr. Smithers, thanks for the donuts! I had no idea the plant had an employee of the day program. But why do I have to wear these clothes?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Sterility... um... I mean, presentability, Simpson, Mr. Burns wants you to look your best. It's just a little something left ove from our most recent industrial training film "Viva Los Alamos."
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Sterility... um... I mean, presentability, Simpson, Mr. Burns wants you to look your best. It's just a little something left ove from our most recent industrial training film "Viva Los Alamos."
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': What are we gonna do, Bart?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What are we gonna do, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Follow me. Do you smell what I smell? Smells like peanuts.
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{{qf|Bart}} Follow me. Do you smell what I smell? Smells like peanuts.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Smells like chocolate.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Smells like chocolate.
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Milhouse]]''': Smells like creamy nougat?
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{{qf|Bart and Milhouse}} Smells like creamy nougat?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, baby!
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{{qf|Bart}} Oh, baby!
 
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': There is a Santa Claus!
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} There is a Santa Claus!
:'''[[Dr. Olberman]]''': Time's up. The miniaturization process should begin to reserve itself.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Olberman]]}} Time's up. The miniaturization process should begin to reserve itself.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Congratulations, Simpson. It took a small man to what yo did. Thanks to you, Mr. Burns...
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{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Congratulations, Simpson. It took a small man to what yo did. Thanks to you, Mr. Burns...
:'''[[Homer]]''': What's for lunch?
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{{qf|Homer}} What's for lunch?
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Hello, boys. How was your day?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello, boys. How was your day?
:'''[[Homer]] & [[Bart]]''': The usual.
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{{qf|Homer and Bart}} The usual.
:'''[[Marge]]''': That's nice.
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{{qf|Marge}} That's nice.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! What did you do to my mouse?!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! What did you do to my mouse?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you ace your science project?
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{{qf|Bart}} What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you ace your science project?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Of course I got an "A" but look at him!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Of course I got an "A" but look at him!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Cool! Give him to me. I'll use him for my next science project. Maybe by then he'll have even grown another head.
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{{qf|Bart}} Cool! Give him to me. I'll use him for my next science project. Maybe by then he'll have even grown another head.
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Latest revision as of 08:08, May 15, 2021



Mr. Burns: Am I dying, doctor? Tell me the truth. Even a heart as big as mine can only withstand so much pain.
Dr. Hibbert: There's no need to panic, Mr. Burns. Fortunately, you're not having a heart attack.
Mr. Burns: Well then doctor, what is it?
Dr. Hibbert: You're suffering from a serve case of indigestion.
Waylon Smithers: But that's impossible! I monitor Mr. Burns' diet personally.

Homer: Say Mr. Smithers, thanks for the donuts! I had no idea the plant had an employee of the day program. But why do I have to wear these clothes?
Waylon Smithers: Sterility... um... I mean, presentability, Simpson, Mr. Burns wants you to look your best. It's just a little something left ove from our most recent industrial training film "Viva Los Alamos."

Milhouse Van Houten: What are we gonna do, Bart?
Bart: Follow me. Do you smell what I smell? Smells like peanuts.
Milhouse: Smells like chocolate.
Bart and Milhouse: Smells like creamy nougat?
Bart: Oh, baby!

Waylon Smithers: There is a Santa Claus!
Dr. Olberman: Time's up. The miniaturization process should begin to reserve itself.
Waylon Smithers: Congratulations, Simpson. It took a small man to what yo did. Thanks to you, Mr. Burns...
Homer: What's for lunch?

Marge: Hello, boys. How was your day?
Homer and Bart: The usual.
Marge: That's nice.
Lisa: Bart! What did you do to my mouse?!
Bart: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you ace your science project?
Lisa: Of course I got an "A" but look at him!
Bart: Cool! Give him to me. I'll use him for my next science project. Maybe by then he'll have even grown another head.