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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Then we have no choice but to revoke your medical license! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Wait! You can't take away my little clinic! This town needs it! I do the things you couldn't do, wouldn't do, and shouldn't do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Explain! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Okey-dokey! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} What's Richard Dean Anderson doing now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} He's going into the Stargate! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} And now what 's he doing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} I don't know. You were talking! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Then let me watch! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} No, only one of us can watch TV at a time and you lost the coin toss! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Life without Richard Dean Anderson isn't worth living! It's time for desperate measures! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Big Ethel kills Moose to get Jughead's attention? Oh, Brian Michael Bendis, you've done it again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} [AHEM!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} [SIGH!] What is it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kirk Van Houten}} I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comic! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Oh, I am so sorry. Were you kept from saving the world, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Man, that was a great con! I got pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lois Pennycandy]]}} 28 hours Krusty! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Anything interesting happen while I was out? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lois Pennycandy}} Well... ...evil zombie clowns have taken over America. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} I don't know... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Veterinarian]]}} Okay, at least when you do transplants use body parts from the same species of animal! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Scout's honor! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:08, May 15, 2021
- Dr. Hibbert: Then we have no choice but to revoke your medical license!
- Dr. Nick: Wait! You can't take away my little clinic! This town needs it! I do the things you couldn't do, wouldn't do, and shouldn't do!
- Dr. Hibbert: Explain!
- Dr. Nick: Okey-dokey!
- Selma Bouvier: What's Richard Dean Anderson doing now?
- Patty Bouvier: He's going into the Stargate!
- Selma: And now what 's he doing?
- Patty: I don't know. You were talking!
- Selma: Then let me watch!
- Patty: No, only one of us can watch TV at a time and you lost the coin toss!
- Selma: Life without Richard Dean Anderson isn't worth living! It's time for desperate measures!
- Comic Book Guy: Big Ethel kills Moose to get Jughead's attention? Oh, Brian Michael Bendis, you've done it again!
- Kirk Van Houten: [AHEM!]
- Comic Book Guy: [SIGH!] What is it?
- Kirk Van Houten: I've been waiting fifteen minutes for you to finish that comic!
- Comic Book Guy: Oh, I am so sorry. Were you kept from saving the world, perhaps? Allow me to get into my time machine and reverse this catastrophe!
- Bart: Good to have you back, Comic Book Guy!
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, much like the Jedi in the film of the same name, I have returned! Now keep your [GLAVIN!] Fingers off any comic you're not buying with the smudging and the folding and the this is not a liiiiibrary! [GA-HOY] [GA-HEY!]
- Krusty the Clown: Man, that was a great con! I got pretty blotto at the shoe seminar! Thanks for getting me back to Springfield, miss Pennycandy. How long was I passed out?
- Lois Pennycandy: 28 hours Krusty!
- Krusty: Anything interesting happen while I was out?
- Lois Pennycandy: Well... ...evil zombie clowns have taken over America.
- Dr. Nick: Within a day all the clowns were back to normal, selling balloons, being spkesmen for hamburger chains, and scaring small children at birthday parties And that's how I helped to save the world.
- Dr. Hibbert: Hmmmm. I suppose you do deal with the patients we wouldn't want to see. The nerds, zombie clowns, and [SHUDDER!] Patty and Selma. Fine! You can keep practicing medicine, but stop moonlighting as a veterinarian on the side.
- Dr. Nick: I don't know...
- Veterinarian: Okay, at least when you do transplants use body parts from the same species of animal!
- Dr. Nick: Scout's honor!
