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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Change the pope to an elephant. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Teeny]]}} Yeek! Yeek! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Teeny}} Yee-yee-yeeek! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Now more Krusty? What will they run instead? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "The She's all teh Grrlz." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, it's Krusty! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey Krusty! Do something funny! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Not today, gentleman. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} Darn clown thinks he's better than us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} I head he got hired under affirmative action. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} This is your work area. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Nothing funny here. It's perfect. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Hrmm... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hi, Krusty. What's the haps? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Aaaah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But we need you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Man, you really aren't funny any more. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Err... if you say so, Nostradamus. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Aw. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} What a loss to the nuclear energy industry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Yah ha ha ha ha ha! | |
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Latest revision as of 07:08, May 15, 2021
- Krusty the Clown: ...then the pope says, "So what am I supposed to do with these watermelons?" Yuk-yuk-yuk-uhoo hoo hoo! Whaddya think? Too blue? Too sacrilegious?
- Sideshow Mel: Change the pope to an elephant.
- Krusty: That could work. Oh, these new network guidelines are giving me tsoris!
- Mr. Teeny: Yeek! Yeek!
- Krusty: What's this, Mr. Teeny? A subpoena?
- Mr. Teeny: Yee-yee-yeeek!
- Krusty: We're both named in the suit? Why did I ever give you power of attorney?
- Bart: Now more Krusty? What will they run instead?
- Lisa: "The She's all teh Grrlz."
- Bart: Huh?
- Lisa: Some middle-aged, children's programmer's idea of what tweenie girls want to see.
- Krusty: Was that a joke, Mr. Smithers? Because I'm under a Doctor's orders not to laugh.
- Waylon Smithers: Urm... [AHEM] More a play of words.
- Lenny Leonard: Hey, it's Krusty!
- Carl Carlson: Hey Krusty! Do something funny!
- Krusty: Not today, gentleman.
- Lenny: Darn clown thinks he's better than us.
- Carl: I head he got hired under affirmative action.
- Waylon Smithers: This is your work area.
- Krusty: Nothing funny here. It's perfect.
- Waylon Smithers: Well, I'll leave you to your number crunching.
- Krusty: Hrmm...
- Bart: Hi, Krusty. What's the haps?
- Krusty: Aaaah!
- Bart: Are you really giving up the clown life, Krusty?
- Krusty: That's not me any more. I even changed my driver's license.
- Bart: But we need you.
- Krusty: What about me? I give and give and give! IT's never enough! Laughter' a drug, and I'm going cold turkey!
- Bart: Man, you really aren't funny any more.
- Mr. Burns: Krustofski! I understand your cool head and jocular raconteuring thwarted a panic.
- Krusty: Err... if you say so, Nostradamus.
- Mr. Burns: I'd like to offer you a promotion and a big fat raise.
- Krusty: Thanks, but no thanks. I know here my place is. And if I ever forget, I only have to look into the smiling face of a child just like this one.
- Bart: Aw.
- Krusty: And if I still can't remember, I can look at this fat check to network sent to get me back! Turns out the "She's All That Grllz" weren't all that.
- Mr. Burns: What a loss to the nuclear energy industry.
- Bart: Your loos in mindless children's programming's gain.
- Krusty: Yah ha ha ha ha ha!
