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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Awww... he's adorable! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Careful, Bart! You're scaring him! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}}Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}}Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It's a secret, dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Olberman]]}} Yes, the ray's power has been increased, but we've added multiple safeguards. For example, the smaller intake platform prevents us from using any test subject larger than a steamed ham! Also, the effects are temporary. Cell growth is practically instantaneous, but as long as the subject maintains a steady pulse rate and calm demeanour, original mass reinstatement is possible. Disorienation is still a factor, however. Shortly after the subject is bombarded with particles, there is an immediate reaction which may include moments of instability. We hope to overcome that in order to achieve an acceptable... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ugh! So boooring! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I didn't do it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Olberman}} My.... my protocols! They were foolproof! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break. | |
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Latest revision as of 08:07, May 15, 2021
- Marge: Well, hello there! Aren't you the cutest baby bunny! Don't be afraid, little guy. We won't hurt you.
- Lisa: Awww... he's adorable!
- Bart: He's only got one ear! I don't know... Maggie might not be into this freakshow. Let's get that fish with the luscious gams!
- Lisa: Careful, Bart! You're scaring him!
- Moe: Whattya doin' here so early, Homer? I ain't complanin', but you usually get here much later, reekin' of home cookin' and other smells what you married guys got.
- Homer: Fill 'er up, Moe! The drinks are on me!
- Barney:Three cheers for Homer! Hip! Hip! Brrraaaaappp!!
- Moe: Whoa! Whoa! Slow down there, Diamond Jim! You gotta settle your tab first!
- Homer:Sure! I just got a giant bonus! Something about tax breaks or trickle-down whattyacallits... i'm not exactly sure, but it looks like America has been made great gain!
- Lisa: What's wrong, Bart? Are you okay?
- Bart: No! That stupid rabbit must've got in my room and tore up all my comics! They're ruined, I tells ya! That thing's a menace! I wan't it you!
- Lisa: Oh, calm down. Maggie loves that bunny. It's not going anywhere.
- Mr. Burns: Simpson, why in blue lazes did you bring your family here? I specifically said this was to be a clandestine rendezvous!
- Homer: I thought you said "calm dusting"! No wonder I was confused! Um... what does "clandestine" mean?
- Lisa: It's a secret, dad.
- Homer: Fine! Maybe somebody else will tell me!
- Dr. Olberman: Yes, the ray's power has been increased, but we've added multiple safeguards. For example, the smaller intake platform prevents us from using any test subject larger than a steamed ham! Also, the effects are temporary. Cell growth is practically instantaneous, but as long as the subject maintains a steady pulse rate and calm demeanour, original mass reinstatement is possible. Disorienation is still a factor, however. Shortly after the subject is bombarded with particles, there is an immediate reaction which may include moments of instability. We hope to overcome that in order to achieve an acceptable...
- Bart: Ugh! So boooring!
- Bart: I didn't do it.
- Dr. Olberman: My.... my protocols! They were foolproof!
- Homer: No offense, doc... ...but there isn't anything my kids can't break.
