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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer we need to talk... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whatever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} See? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[John Noiseland]]}} Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette? | |
| − | + | {{qf|John Noiseland}} Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Fine! What do you have left? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! Are you okay?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, dear... | |
Revision as of 17:43, May 14, 2021
- Marge: Homer we need to talk...
- Homer: If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer!
- Marge: Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game!
- Homer: Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy?
- Bart: Whatever.
- Homer: See?
- Marge: But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like!
- Homer: You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs!
- Bart: What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade?
- John Noiseland: Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax.
- Bart: If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette?
- John Noiseland: Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday.
- Bart: Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix!
- Milhouse: Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache.
- Bart: Fine! What do you have left?
- Milhouse: It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman.
- Bart: Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
- Dolph Starbeam: Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
- Nelson Muntz: Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
- Martin Prince: I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!
- Marge: Homer! Are you okay?!
- Homer: I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play!
- Bart: Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time.
- Marge: Oh, dear...
