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{{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
:''[The scene is [[Miss Hoover]]'s classroom at [[Springfield Elementary School]]. Miss Hoover announces the day's project.]''
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can I be my cat, Mittens?
:'''Miss Hoover''': Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can I be my cat, Mittens?
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{{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} I'll be a princess.
:'''Miss Hoover''': Use your imagination. ''[She starts handing out supplies to the students.]''
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]].
:'''[[Janey Powell]]''': I'll be a princess.
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Of course, Lisa.
:'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': I'll be [[Statue of Liberty|Ms. Liberty]].
 
:'''Miss Hoover''': Of course, Lisa.
 
 
:''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]''
 
:''[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]''
:'''Ralph''': I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]''
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{{qf|Ralph}} I'll be a horse. No, '''two''' horses! ''[He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]''
:'''Miss Hoover''': ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want.
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} ''[drily]'' You can be three horses if you want.
 
:''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]''
 
:''[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]''
:'''Ralph''': ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[trying to shake the bottle loose]'' Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
:'''Miss Hoover''': Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins!
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} Ralph, I am not your mom. ''[groaning, to herself]'' Oh no, it begins!
 
:''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]''
 
:''[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]''
:'''Ralph''': Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun!
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{{qf|Ralph}} Ha ha ha! I fell again! ''[He tries to get up and trips and falls again.]'' Ahhh! This is fun!
 
:''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]''
 
:''[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]''
:'''Ralph''': Do I look like a horse yet?
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{{qf|Ralph}} Do I look like a horse yet?
 
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:''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]''
 
:''[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]''
:'''[[Allison Taylor]]''': ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa!
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{{qf|[[Allison Taylor]]}} ''[wearing a pair of butterfly wings]'' Great costume, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize.
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself]'' I'm sure I'll win first prize.
:''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are [[Principal Skinner]], who is carrying a blue ribbon, and [[Miss Hoover]]. They approach Lisa.]''
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:''[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]''
:'''Principal Skinner''': That's a perfect costume!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} That's a perfect costume!
:'''Miss Hoover''': It's just adorable!
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} It's just adorable!
:'''Lisa''': ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]''
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to herself, grinning in triumph]'' I knew it! ''[She begins an acceptance speech.]''
:'''Lisa''': Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Thank you, I wasn't expec— ''[cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by]'' Hello! I'm over here!
:'''Principal Skinner''': And we have a winner!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And we have a winner!
:'''Miss Hoover''': I agree. Who would have thought it!
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{{qf|Miss Hoover}} I agree. Who would have thought it!
:''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to [[Ralph]]. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]''
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:''[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]''
:'''Principal Skinner''' ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[walking away]'' Best mummy costume ever!
:'''Ralph''': ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
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{{qf|Ralph}} ''[completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon]'' Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!
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Revision as of 16:44, May 14, 2021



Miss Hoover: Today you will have to design and build a paper costume, and the best one will get a first place ribbon.
Ralph Wiggum: Can I be my cat, Mittens?
Miss Hoover: Use your imagination. [She starts handing out supplies to the students.]
Janey Powell: I'll be a princess.
Lisa: I'll be Ms. Liberty.
Miss Hoover: Of course, Lisa.
[Ralph comes forward to collect some supplies.]
Ralph: I'll be a horse. No, two horses! [He steps on a bottle of glue, squirting glue onto the floor.]
Miss Hoover: [drily] You can be three horses if you want.
[The sarcasm goes over Ralph's head. His spilled glue has made a puddle on the floor, and he has stepped into the puddle with one foot and gotten the glue bottle stuck to the other.]
Ralph: [trying to shake the bottle loose] Mommy, Mommy! My bottle of glue likes my foot!
Miss Hoover: Ralph, I am not your mom. [groaning, to herself] Oh no, it begins!
[Ralph trips and falls into some rolls of paper. The bottle of glue comes loose from his foot, but squirts out even more glue.]
Ralph: Ha ha ha! I fell again! [He tries to get up and trips and falls again.] Ahhh! This is fun!
[Ralph is now tangled up in the rolls of paper, which are stuck to him due to the spilled glue.]
Ralph: Do I look like a horse yet?

[Eventually everyone finishes their costumes.]
Allison Taylor: [wearing a pair of butterfly wings] Great costume, Lisa!
Lisa: [costumed as the Statue of Liberty, pleased with herself] I'm sure I'll win first prize.
[It's time to judge the costumes. The judges are Principal Skinner, who is carrying a blue ribbon, and Miss Hoover. They approach Lisa.]
Principal Skinner: That's a perfect costume!
Miss Hoover: It's just adorable!
Lisa: [to herself, grinning in triumph] I knew it! [She begins an acceptance speech.]
Lisa: Thank you, I wasn't expec— [cutting herself off as she notices Skinner and Hoover are passing her by] Hello! I'm over here!
Principal Skinner: And we have a winner!
Miss Hoover: I agree. Who would have thought it!
[Skinner gives the blue ribbon to Ralph. The other students' reactions range from being shocked and disgusted to being pleased about the outcome. Except for one boy in a banana costume (who repeatedly says, "I'm a banana!"), they're mostly quiet.]
Principal Skinner: [walking away] Best mummy costume ever!
Ralph: [completely wrapped in paper and sporting the blue ribbon] Hop! Hop! I'm a horse! No, I'm two horses!