Editing Joy to the Weird

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Joy to the Weird
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Jesus Christ]], [[Moe]]
|optional = 
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Joy to the Weird''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}} content update. It requires [[Jesus Christ]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Swing Set]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|That doesn't sound very religious.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That I doubt.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jesus Cast Judgement|8 hours|the [[Heavenly Swing Set]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm Buddhist.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jesus Sulk|4 hours|the [[Heavenly Swing Set]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if you were Jesus…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons|8 hours|the [[Heavenly Swing Set]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the Christmas carol "{{W|Joy to the World}}".

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Invasion Before Christmas}}