Editing Krusty's 11/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Thanks to my guests, [[Springfield]]'s own Chief Wiggum and Rainier Wolfcastle. Don't forget to see his new film, yet another version of "Anna and the King of Slam."
{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} This time it's personal!
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{{qf|Krusty}} A movie star needs a decent-looking entourage. No lard buckets!
{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Blast! Once again my Gleason-esque bearing has proven an impediment to my plan to meet, and eventually wed, Jennifer Love Hewitt!
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} I can provide Squishies and fried, fatty foods. Also, experience proves I can survive small-arms fire of any caliber up to nine millimeter.
{{qf|[[Horatio McCallister]]}} Aarr! I can reef a main tops'l three points from larboard, and write a finer press release than any many who's ever rounded Cape Horn, and fairly told.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I know I'm uprooting out family to go to a town where morals are loose and life is cheap, but when I'm old, I don't want to look back and wonder what might have been. So I'm going to Vegas to serve donuts to a clown.
{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} I was told there would be raisin cookies here.
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{{qf|Krusty}} Tell me the truth, fellas. This scene coming up where I drink paint-- How do you think it'll play?
{{qf|Captain McCallister}} Like an ill wind, certain to leave you dismasted on a lee shore, looking like a scurvy rat with yer knickers stuck.
{{qf|Krusty}} I wanna hear I look good! You're fired!

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