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Young vs. Old

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Young vs. Old is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by Bart and Grampa. Bart cites a list of young pinciples (the "Youing" list) and Grampa presents counterarguments (the "Old" list).

Young vs. Old[edit]

Young Old
Eating anything you want and never gaining weight Losing weight because all your favorite foods are off your diet.
A capitalist system that caters to youth culture. Adult diaper commercials starring washed up celebrities.
The thrill of staying up past bedtime. The familiar ritual of getting up to pee several times a night
Sugary cereals to start you day. Shirvelly prunes to start you plumbing.
Sexual curiosity. Curious sexuality.
Social media. Social security.
Skinny-dipping. Forgetting to put on pants.
A head full of hair. Ears and nostrils full of hair.
Big dreams. Remembering the good old days.
Loud music. Noise-canceling headphones.
Summer vacation. Permanent vacation.
Candy. Nicotine gum.
Skateboards. Power chairs.
Sneaking out past curfew. Sneaking naps during the day.
Taking the first step into adulthood. One foot in the grave.
Your whole life ahead of you. Your worst mistakes behind you.

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