Young vs. Old is a pair of contrasting lists of sayings by Bart and Grampa. Bart cites a list of young pinciples (the "Youing" list) and Grampa presents counterarguments (the "Old" list).
Young vs. Old[edit]
| Young
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Old
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| Eating anything you want and never gaining weight
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Losing weight because all your favorite foods are off your diet.
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| A capitalist system that caters to youth culture.
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Adult diaper commercials starring washed up celebrities.
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| The thrill of staying up past bedtime.
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The familiar ritual of getting up to pee several times a night
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| Sugary cereals to start you day.
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Shirvelly prunes to start you plumbing.
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| Sexual curiosity.
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Curious sexuality.
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| Social media.
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Social security.
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| Skinny-dipping.
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Forgetting to put on pants.
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| A head full of hair.
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Ears and nostrils full of hair.
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| Big dreams.
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Remembering the good old days.
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| Loud music.
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Noise-canceling headphones.
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| Summer vacation.
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Permanent vacation.
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| Candy.
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Nicotine gum.
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| Skateboards.
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Power chairs.
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| Sneaking out past curfew.
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Sneaking naps during the day.
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| Taking the first step into adulthood.
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One foot in the grave.
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| Your whole life ahead of you.
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Your worst mistakes behind you.
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