The Three Stages of Teaching/Quotes
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- Miss Hoover: All right, class, the bell doesn't ring for another 20 minutes, so... uh... ...let's take turns reading out loud from this TV Guide.
- Lisa: Miss Hoover? Teaching doesn't seem to excite you very much. Don't you like opening young minds to the world of knowledge?
- Miss Hoover: Ha! I suppose you can do better?
- Lisa: Wait, I didn't mean--
- Miss Hoover: The class is yours, Lisa! Teach them whatever you want!
- Lisa: But--!
- Lisa: All right. It's not your fault if no one's tried to inspire you! Take ten minutes and write a poem about... let's see... ...your favorite animal!
- Kid: Ooh! Ooh! I like my little mutt. He's got a furry butt!
- Lisa: No! A real poem!
- Miss Hoover: Well, Lisa? How's your lesson plan coming along?
- Lisa: Meh. TV Guide will do.
- Ralph Wiggum: Raymond's... wife... gets... mad... at... his... mother... when...
- Miss Hoover: Stage three already?
