The Sprint/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: Rain? But the weatherman predicted a clear night.
- Agnes Skinner: The weather's like you, Seymour. Disappointing and all wet!
- Marge: That was Moe on the phone. He's spraying for stink bugs tonight.
- Homer: I told him it wasn't me making that smell!
- Marge: So the bar will be closing early.
- Homer: [YAWN!] Okay, how early?
- Marge: In sevens minutes!
- Homer: Aaaaaah!
- Marge: Oh, and the car battery is dead.
- Homer: Aaaaaah!
- Marge: You might be able to make it if your run!
- Edwin Gourdin: You can do it! It is I, the thost of Edwin Gourdin, the American long jumping legend of the 1920s! I have faith in your!
- The Sprint: Can I get someone I've heard of?
- Mario: It's a' me! You can do it!
- The Sprint: Right. I'll just double tap "A" when I'm in the middle of the jump!
- The Sprint: Three minutes left! [GASP!] Almost there! Come on heart, there'll be time to explode later!
- Edna Krabappel: Well, hello handome!
- The Sprint: Whaa--?! Who are you?
- Edna: They call me... Krabap'ell!
- The Sprint: Whey do they call that?
- Edna: Because those idiot twin sisters at the DMV screwed up the name of my driver's license!
