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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love, Springfieldian Style content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Substitute Everything[edit]

Substitute Everything Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...
Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs (1h, Java Server or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png "Look for job listings online."
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Substitute Everything Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png How's that gonna help me?!
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Maybe the magic of Robin Williams in a clown nose will fix your arteries?
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.
Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Substitute Everything Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png When's someone going to substitute for *me*?
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Really? You'd do that for me?
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png I'm finally going to live my own life!
Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you mean?
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Substitute Everything Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How bad is it, doc?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh Mr. Bergstrom...
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!
Task: Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is (4h, Hibbret Family Practice or Springfield General Hospital or Brown House)
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh no!
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.
Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon.png And I love it!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Highlander Games[edit]

Highlander Games Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Wilma's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Oh, this is great, it's time to prep for the Springfield Highlander Games!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How do you prep for that?
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Today is a leg and back day -- I eat a leg of lamb, then tip back a bottle of whisky.
Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Train for the Games by Eating and Drinking (4h, Shelbyville Elementary, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Highlander Games Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, I think maybe you did a little too much "training" with the whisky.
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Nonsense! All that stumbling in the yard was part of my agility training.
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Oh blast, I can't find the keys to my shack.
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png They must've fallen out while I was fallin' down. Better rake the leaves so I can find 'em.
Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Rake Leaves (12h, Shelbyville Elementary, Springfield Elementary, Hellementary School, Springfield Preparatory School, Miss Tillingham's School, Cypress Creek Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Highlander Games Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Wilma's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png I didn't find my keys until six a.m., and the Games start in only four hours.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png At least you can get a little rest beforehand.
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Sleep? That wouldn't be very Scottish of me. I'm gonna psych myself up by playing me bagpipes!
Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Play the Bagpipes (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Highlander Games Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Groundskeeper Wilma's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Aye, it's always sad when the Highlander Games are over.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sorry you didn't do so well. Maybe next year you'll do better if you don't drink so much before.
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png What are ye talkin' about? I got first place!
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png The Highlander Games are all about holding your liquor!
Tapped Out Groundskeeper Wilma Icon.png Now I'm off to Joe's bar to start training for next year!
Task: Make Groundskeeper Wilma Have a Drink at Joe's (24h, Joe's Tavern, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Exspress, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Jenda From the Future[edit]

Jenda From the Future Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jenda's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png This is Jenda checking in to Time FBI HQ. I'm in Springfield, year 2019.
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Which means the fashions are, like, so ten years ago.
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Someone is messing with the timelines in Springfield, and I'm here to stop them.
Task: Make Jenda Hunt Time Fugitive (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jenda From the Future Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jenda's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Huh, turns out the "time bandit" was actually just Gil selling broken watches.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you going to do with your free time in our timeline?
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png I don't know. I guess I'll have to do a little old-fashioned brainstorming.
Task: Make Jenda Write Down Ideas (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jenda From the Future Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jenda's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Well, the best ideas I came up with are "These markers smell funny" and "Zzzhgjemgipdn..."
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Maybe I can use my extensive knowledge of the future to make some money.
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png But how do I do that...?
Task: Make Jenda Learn Gambling Tricks From "Back To The Future 2" (1h, Springfield Downs or Brown House)
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png I'm really taking a huge gamble here, but I'm just going to say it...
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png That movie does not hold up. It's just a bunch of sneaking around!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jenda From the Future Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jenda's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Oh, it's no use. I can't bet on sports -- I don't remember any of the results, and couldn't sit through a whole game even if I did.
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png What future things can I take a bet on using my limited knowledge of business in the future?
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Ooh, I know!
Task: Make Jenda Invest in Clothes (4h, Java Server or Brown House)
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png Sure everyone's clothing is lame now, but in the future, this will all be vintage!
Tapped Out Jenda Icon.png I'll be a fashion icon!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Undercover Jailbird[edit]

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Gloria's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png I'm back on the streets!
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png And back on the beat!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Welcome back, Officer Jailbird, you know I completely forgot you were on the force.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png But, you know who never forgets? Citation quotas. You're way behind!
Task: Make Gloria Hit Citation Quota (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Gloria's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png My wrist is killing me.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's called carpal gunnel. Just take two aspirin--
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Not from *shooting*, from writing so many pointless tickets.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I should charge you with murder, because you're killing my buzz!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You want to do police "real" work? There's a robbery in progress at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png And you've just been standing here talking to me?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *shrugs*
Task: Make Gloria Follow the Trail (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Gloria's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Every clue just leads to another crime scene.
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png And now this clue leads to the bowling alley. Oh well, I may as well roll a few frames.
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Looks like I'm going to have to write a ticket... for illegally changing lanes.
Task: Make Gloria Practice Bowling (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Undercover Jailbird Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Gloria's exclamation start:
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png I've followed the clues to this park.
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Looks like the criminal vandalized the garden, there are rose petals all over the ground...
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png And lit candles everywhere, possible arsonist...
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Hello, Gloria.
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Snake, you're behind all the crimes?!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I set up the perfect date for us the only way I knew how. By committing crimes.
Task: Make Gloria Arrest Her Husband (8h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Snake Get Put in the Slammer (4h, Springfield Penitentiary, Police Station or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20