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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse content update/The Royal Maltreatment Gameplay

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The Royal Maltreatment[edit]

The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 13th:
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png What the? Who in the Sam Spade are you?
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Princess Homer, at your service.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png You're a wide drink of water, alright, but I reversed the portal to take us back to the '30s. Why is it spitting out dames?
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png You didn't reverse anything. You've opened up a portal to the Fantasy Universe.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png The Fantasy Universe? What does that mean?
Homer Hmm. If you've opened up a portal to the Fantasy Universe, and this lady says she's a princess...
Homer Oh, no! Quick, you've gotta stop her. Maggie made me watch a ton of these and I know what's coming next.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Some sort of dangerous fantasy attack?
Homer Worse. A musical number!
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png And a one, and a two, and a...
Task: Collect Tiaras [x115]
Task: Make Homer Plug His Ears (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Be Confused and Horrified (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART...
Homer Stop singing! Princess movies always have some villainess who shows up like a skunk at a wedding as soon as the princess starts singing about her hopes and dreams.
Homer Some mean rich lady with a name like Evil-lyn or Cruelerina or Villaina that sounds fancy and years later you realize was sort of a joke.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png I beg your pardon?
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png A pardon? I like the begging, but no, I don't think I'll be granting any pardons today. In fact, I don't think I've ever granted a pardon, and I'd hate to spoil my perfect record.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Great, another princess.
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png Aren't you a charmer? Yes, long ago they called me "princess", but these days I'm going for more of an evil godmother vibe.
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png My new thing is world domination.
Homer Which world?
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png I'm sorry?
Homer Well, you just came through the portal. So do you plan to dominate this world or the world you came from?
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png Good point. Let me back up a moment...
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png *clears throat* And as I was saying, my new thing is UNIVERSE domination.
Homer *gasp*
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png You had to ask.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Look, lady. I don't know what your deal is, but no one's achieving world domination or universe domination or multi-verse domination on my watch. *cocks gun*
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png Ooh, multi-verse domination. I hadn't thought of that.
Homer See? It's not so easy to not accidentally mention new types of domination, now is it?
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png Say, you gentlemen look like you've had a long day. Who would care for some refreshments?
Homer Ooh, refreshments!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Don't be a sap, Nowadays Homer. She's a no good moll and she's liable to slip us a mickey.
Homer Excuse me, but who's the expert of this time period again? That's right, it's me. Now, you were saying about refreshments?
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png I just so happen to have three ice-cold, frothy ales in a glass. Care to have a taste?
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png *pushes Homer out of the way* Me first, me first!
Homer Me second!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png I may be a street-smart Noir Homer, but I'm still a Homer.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png *narrating* And that was the last thing I remember saying before the lights went out.
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png Adequate.
Task: Collect Tiaras [x155]
Task: Make Homer Drink Poison Beer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Partake (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
If the user has Evil Godmother Burns: Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Poison Everyone (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Hey, I don't feel so good.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Yeah, there's something fishy about these beers.
Homer Tastes fine to me. Oh, wait — okay yeah there it is — yep, it's poison.
Tapped Out Evil Godmother Burns Icon.png If this is the best this universe has to offer, I shall make short work of this place. Now, if you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have a multi-verse domination plot to write.
Homer Before you go, can I get a refill? *passes out*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png *slowly waking up* Ugh, what time is it? How long have we been out?
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Ugh, my head is killing me. I think I left some painkillers in my pumpkin carriage — which is missing! My pumpkin carriage is gone!
Homer That saint of a Godmother must have taken it to get us more beer! I like her.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png No, you idiot, she poisoned us so she could steal it and get away.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png What's this? There's a trail of pumpkin seeds leading that direction. I bet if we follow them, they'll lead us right to her.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Not if Homer keeps eating them.
Homer What? I like a salty snack to help cure my hangovers.
Task: Collect Tiaras [x115]
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Chase Down the Evil Godmother (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Take a Few Pumpkin Seeds for the Road (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png I don't even know where we are anymore. Does anyone recognize this part of town?
Homer Nope.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png I've never been to this town before.
Homer So...is that a no?
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png It does seem like the portal is bringing in more magical creatures from my fantasy universe. See, there's a unicorn over there!
Homer That's not a unicorn. That's a horse with an ice cream cone stuck to its head. Look, I'll show you. C'mere horsey...
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Homer, I don't think that's a good idea. Unicorns aren't quite like what you've been led to be—
Homer Oww!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Oof, that looked like it hurt. That thing kicked the bejesus out of him.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png It wasn't an ice cream cone, was it?
Homer Still undetermined.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Hmm, the trail of pumpkin seeds stops here.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Look, we're in the Land of Fruits and Vegetables!
Tapped Out Princess Jules Icon.png Hey, stop eating our fruit!
Homer Mmm...giant pineapples... Enormous strawberries...
Homer *gasp* Brussels sprouts!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Please excuse him miss. We're tracking an evil godmother that might have passed this way. She was driving a pumpkin carriage. Have you seen her?
Tapped Out Princess Jules Icon.png Yes, she came through here not more than an hour ago.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png She did?! Do you know where she went?
Tapped Out Princess Jules Icon.png She came here to the Land of Fruits and Vegetables to acquire some food. Said she needed enough to feed an army.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png An army? You know what that means.
Homer She's joining the military!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png What? No. She's going back to the portal to summon her evil army to take over this world.
Homer *gasp* That's even worse!
Task: Collect Tiaras [x155]
Task: Make Noir Homer Facepalm (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Grab Some Giant Grapes for the Road (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
If the user has Princess Jules: Task: Make Princess Jules Sic Her Unicorn on Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png We're never going to make it back to the power plant before the evil godmother. She's already got a head start on us!
Homer You leave that to me. I know a shortcut! *opens cell phone*
Homer Hello, Number 1? I need you to open the secret boulder shortcut on I-99.
Number 1 Is this Homer Simpson? I thought I told you never to call this number.
Homer Look, I don't have time to argue with you, I'm on official police business.
Number 1 If I open the shortcut, will you stop calling me?
Homer No, but I WILL stop texting you!
Number 1 Good enough. The shortcut has been opened.
Homer Woo-hoo! Alright guys, buckle your seat belts, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png What's a "seat belt"?
Task: Collect Tiaras [x195]
Task: Make Homer Text a "Thank You" to Number 1 (4h, Land of Fruits and Vegetables, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Try to Figure Out the Seat Belt (4h, Land of Fruits and Vegetables, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Phew, we made it, and just in time by the looks of it. I don't see the evil godmother's carriage.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Uh, excuse me. That's MY carriage.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png Technically it's a huge pumpkin, so let's not split hairs. We just need to get this portal shut down.
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png I think I'll play it safe this time and just unplug the whole thing. *unplugs the portal*
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Uh oh... Something's wrong. It's not shutting down.
Homer Yeah... If anything, it's powering up!
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png Look! Someone's coming through!
Tapped Out Anime Homer Icon.png Konnichiwa!
Homer Hehe. Look, he looks just like me if I were an anime character.
Tapped Out Princess Homer Icon.png That means you must have opened a portal to the Anime Universe!
Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon.png For crying out loud. Does ANYBODY know how to turn this thing off?!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20