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The Retired Homer's Home[edit]
The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
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Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
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What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
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Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them?
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You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
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Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
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Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.
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Task: Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships (12h)
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Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
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I could use a drink...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
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Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships...
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Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday.
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That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent!
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Uh, Homer, he's dead.
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Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...
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Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole (24h, South Pole or Brown House, Empty-Nest Marge)
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The South Pole? Really?
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We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
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He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter.
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You're still a teenager?!
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I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
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Homer, what's wrong now?
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Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here...
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That's the North Pole.
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Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
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You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him.
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I wonder what his secret was?
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Task: Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him (4h, Cryo Stasis Memorial or Springfield Cemetary or Brown House)
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What? Where? Who am I?
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Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
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Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
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Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless!
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Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
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GRAMPA!
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Maybe I can still be useful!
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Task: Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Jiff & Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
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Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go.
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Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
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No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Everything Old Is Old Again[edit]
Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
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I'm such a loser... I've got a school dance tonight and I don't have a date.
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You're not a loser, you're cool!
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I know I'm cool, that's the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you're *trying*!
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Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.
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Is this like one of those opposite things, like where "bad" means "good"?
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No! Bad still means bad! God, you're so old!
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Does "old" mean "young"??
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NO!
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Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Contemplate Her Age (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Try Not to Be Cool (Autocompletes as no actual job is actually associated to it) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
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I'm too old to relate to Zia.
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Yeah, you're pretty out of touch...
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Lisa, that's not very nice!
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It's not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that's what makes them so sweet.
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You don't want to be that pathetic grandmother who's trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?
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Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!
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Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler (12h)
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Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren't I "pathetic"?
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Yes!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
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Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don't you?
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Of course we do, Gramma! We're post-ironic.
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Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?
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No, we're going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.
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I think I liked it better when they lied to me...
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Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House Task: Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Jiff and Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
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Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.
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The trick is to let them play video games... and give them energy drinks... lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!
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You're letting our grandkids play violent video games?
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Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??
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Mostly zonked out on pills...
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Speaking of which. Let's go get wasted!
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I don't want to take pills anymore!
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No, "wasted" is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don't you know nothing is what it means anymore?
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Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner (4h, Eatery or Brown House, Retired Homer)
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This was wonderful, Homer. As soon as we finish dessert we can go dancing!
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
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I'll still never get used to the way Z's come out of people's mouths when they sleep now...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark:
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Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?
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You want my help?! I would be happy to! What's the assignment?
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It's a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.
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Well, there used to be this thing, "respecting your elders..."
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Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House) If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Listen to Her Elders (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
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Wow, Gramma! You've had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!
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Thanks?
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I'm sorry I blew you off earlier. You're just so lame and I didn't want to be around you because you made me sad.
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Really?
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Yes.
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I finally understand my granddaughter!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Rove Around Mars[edit]
After building Mars Vacation:
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Boy, Mars is a lot more... Mars-y than I was expecting.
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You don't like it here? Is it the deadly vacuum outside? The complete lack of water? The insanely frigid temperature?
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The atmosphere is making my hair flat.
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Well I like it. I'm less than half my weight here! Guess I don't have to go on that diet Dr. Hibbert was bugging me about!
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He wanted you to lose weight so you didn't breach your space-suit!
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What?! I can't hear you over this loud hissing coming from my space-suit-- D'OH!
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Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Pose for Martian Photo (12h, Martian Vacation, Empty-Nest Marge) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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