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The Retired Homer's Home[edit]

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Marge! Retirement is boring! I used to fill my time with drinking, but since I quit I have nothing.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png What am I supposed to do, hang out with my *shudders* family?
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Well, you have all these empty bottles now. Why don't you do something with them?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png You mean like fill them with malt, hops and barley and let them ferment before drinking them??
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Uh, maybe you build little model ships inside them.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Little model rocket ships! That sounds relaxing.
Task: Make Retired Homer Play With Bottle Rocket Ships (12h)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Look at all these bottle rocket ships! How do you feel now?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I could use a drink...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Now I'm bored of building bottle rocket ships...
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Well, you promised me you'd take me on a trip someday.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png That's a good idea, I'll call our travel agent!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Uh, Homer, he's dead.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Really? Well that's okay, as long as the travel agency industry is alive and well...
Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Visit the South Pole (24h, South Pole or Brown House, Empty-Nest Marge)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png The South Pole? Really?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png We saved a fortune by coming in the off-season!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png He's right! You have all the sand to yourself, and it's only two hundred percent hotter.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You're still a teenager?!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png I got that movie de-aging software permanently attached to my face.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Homer, what's wrong now?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Nothing... I was just hoping I'd run into Santa down here...
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png That's the North Pole.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Oh Marge, you don't believe that old wives' tale, do you? He lives down here.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You know, your father always seemed...content before we froze him.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png I wonder what his secret was?
Task: Make Retired Homer Unfreeze His Father and Talk to Him (4h, Cryo Stasis Memorial or Springfield Cemetary or Brown House)
Grampa What? Where? Who am I?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Dad, you were retired a long time before we put you in a home, and then before we froze you. How did you handle it?
Grampa Wait until you can't remember what your pills are for, then play medication roulette!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Retired Homer's Home Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Retired Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Face it, Marge, being retired is just one step away from being suspended in cryo-sleep. I'm useless!
Mooch Bart Hey Dad, can you watch the boys while I sell blood plasma?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png GRAMPA!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Maybe I can still be useful!
Task: Make Retired Homer Play With His Grandsons (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Jiff & Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Play With Their Grampa (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Mooch Bart Alright boys, I ate the free cookie and feel kind of okay to drive. Let's go.
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Aw, Daaaad! We want to stay and play with Grampa!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png No, you kids are fun, but too much work. Bring on the cryo-sleep!!!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Everything Old Is Old Again[edit]

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png I'm such a loser... I've got a school dance tonight and I don't have a date.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You're not a loser, you're cool!
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png I know I'm cool, that's the problem! But being cool is terrible! It means you're *trying*!
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Being a loser is way better, but not as good as being a nerd.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Is this like one of those opposite things, like where "bad" means "good"?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png No! Bad still means bad! God, you're so old!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Does "old" mean "young"??
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png NO!
Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Contemplate Her Age (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Try Not to Be Cool (Autocompletes as no actual job is actually associated to it)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'm too old to relate to Zia.
President Lisa Yeah, you're pretty out of touch...
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Lisa, that's not very nice!
President Lisa It's not a bad thing. Grammas should be old and out of touch, that's what makes them so sweet.
President Lisa You don't want to be that pathetic grandmother who's trying to use teen-age lingo and staying up with the latest fashion trends, do you?
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Yes! Being pathetic has got to be good according to the rules of language that Zia established!
Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Play With Auto-Hairstyler (12h)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Hey Zia, check out my new look! Aren't I "pathetic"?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Yes!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Hey boys, you still speak in a way where what you say is exactly what you mean, don't you?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png Of course we do, Gramma! We're post-ironic.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Phew! Do you want to hang out with Gramma?
Tapped Out Jiff and Skippy Icon.png No, we're going to go do reckless, dangerous stuff with Grampa Homer.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I think I liked it better when they lied to me...
Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Worry About Her Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House
Task: Make Retired Homer Endanger His Grandsons (1h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Jiff and Skippy: Task: Make Jiff & Skippy Break Bones and Have Fun (8h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Empty-Nest Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Homie, how do you relate so well to our grandkids? They all love you.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png The trick is to let them play video games... and give them energy drinks... lots of energy drinks. Sometimes they keep drinking them in their sleep!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You're letting our grandkids play violent video games?
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Marge, everyone plays violent games nowadays! Where have you been the last thirty years??
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Mostly zonked out on pills...
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Speaking of which. Let's go get wasted!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I don't want to take pills anymore!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png No, "wasted" is the food they serve at that new romantic restaurant that just opened. Don't you know nothing is what it means anymore?
Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge and Retired Homer Go Out for a Romantic Dinner (4h, Eatery or Brown House, Retired Homer)
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png This was wonderful, Homer. As soon as we finish dessert we can go dancing!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png *ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I'll still never get used to the way Z's come out of people's mouths when they sleep now...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Everything Old Is Old Again Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Hey Gramma, I need some help with a school assignment. Can you help me?
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png You want my help?! I would be happy to! What's the assignment?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png It's a history paper. I need to interview someone who was alive before there was Ultranet or television.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Well, there used to be this thing, "respecting your elders..."
Task: Make Empty-Nest Marge Recount Tales of Her Youth (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
If the user has Zia Simpson: Task: Make Zia Listen to Her Elders (24h, Future Simpson's House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Wow, Gramma! You've had a way more interesting life than I thought a person like you was capable of having!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Thanks?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png I'm sorry I blew you off earlier. You're just so lame and I didn't want to be around you because you made me sad.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Yes.
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png I finally understand my granddaughter!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Rove Around Mars[edit]

After building Mars Vacation:
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png Boy, Mars is a lot more... Mars-y than I was expecting.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png You don't like it here? Is it the deadly vacuum outside? The complete lack of water? The insanely frigid temperature?
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png The atmosphere is making my hair flat.
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png Well I like it. I'm less than half my weight here! Guess I don't have to go on that diet Dr. Hibbert was bugging me about!
Tapped Out Empty-Nest Marge Icon.png He wanted you to lose weight so you didn't breach your space-suit!
Tapped Out Retired Homer Icon.png What?! I can't hear you over this loud hissing coming from my space-suit-- D'OH!
Task: Make Retired Homer and Empty-Nest Marge Pose for Martian Photo (12h, Martian Vacation, Empty-Nest Marge)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20