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If Blocks Could Talk[edit]
If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Blocko Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
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Hello, little girl, you seem very excited to meet me.
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We have so much in common! I have head points, you have head studs.
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It's always nice to meet a fan. Even if she's just a muddle.
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I think you mean muggle.
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I mean what I mean.
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Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Practice Spells (4h, Blocko Dungeon Set) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's cool that you can perform spells, just like the real Angelica Button.
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I'm the real Angelica Button. I'm the one who's covered in buttons.
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No offense, but you're merch.
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Oh really. Can "merch" do this?
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Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Build a Castle (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Blocko Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
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How do you like them blocks?! I just built a whole castle.
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It's very special, and blockos are quite magical.
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But building a blocko castle isn't magic, and you're not the real Angelica Button.
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But you are a major buzzkill.
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That's *my* magic skill.
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Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Make a New Friend (4h, Springfield Elementary or Blocko Dungeon Set) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Final Brodown[edit]
Final Brodown Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
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General Splattin'! I challenge you to a 1v1 gauntlet battle!
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First one to smash the crystal wins bragging rights for a week!
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And the loser changes their username to "StinkButtXXX".
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Ah, the traditional terms for a gauntlet battle.
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Task: Make SmellYaL8r Plan Attack Strategy (4h, Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Final Brodown Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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I was hoping you would put up more of a challenge, Nelson.
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Don't bother trash talking me. I *live* in trash.
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Soon as my spine disintegrator is charged to ultimate power, I'm gonna vaporize your vertebrae.
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Task: Make SmellYaL8r Use Ultimate Power (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Final Brodown Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
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You're dead, Bart! Finally something worth an in-game "haw-haw."
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I let you win, to build your confidence.
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All I hear is "waaah, I'm not good at this game".
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Damn it, he's right. My microphone translates everything I say into the truth.
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Really not sure why I bought that feature.
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Task: Make SmellYaL8r Dance on the Fallen (24h, Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Hunger of the Heart[edit]
Hunger of the Heart Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Dirt's exclamation mark:
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Greetings, Lisa!
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Milhouse, what are you doing in that ridiculous outfit?
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I'm not Milhouse, I'm the miraculous Mr. Dirt! A mighty video game level boss.
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But if this Milhouse looks like me, he's a lucky boy.
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And I'll tell you all about me in true level-boss style: a song and dance.
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Task: Make Mr. Dirt Perform a Musical Performance About Himself (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hunger of the Heart Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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That was exhausting, Mr. Dirt. You just sang and danced for eight hours!
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I never get tired. The only way to get rid of me is to destroy me.
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If I wanted to do that, just asking, how do I do it?
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I'm starting to get the impression you don't like me very much.
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Does that bother you?
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Nothing bothers me except being destroyed.
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Task: Make Mr. Dirt Teleport (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hunger of the Heart Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Dirt's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, how would you like to be my level queen.
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We could rule my level, and travel the galaxy eating civilizations together.
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Uh, I would but I promised Mom I wouldn't snack before dinner.
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That's fine. Everything is fine for Mr. Dirt. Until he's destroyed.
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Task: Make Mr. Dirt Satisfy the Hunger (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Mr. Tusk Guy[edit]
Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Stick Up Walrus' exclamation mark:
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All right, Moleman. Give me all your money!
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Not so fast, Snake! This town has a new force for justice and fairness.
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Now give me all the money you've stolen from people in this town.
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So you can return it to them?
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No, so I can keep it. I meant justice and fairness for me, not everybody else.
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Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Equip Weapons (12h) If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Comb Your Bitchin' Hair (45s) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Listen, Stick up Walrus. This town is too impoverished to support two robbers.
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One of us has to go.
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We are too evenly armed to settle this with violence. Should we try a peaceful compromise?
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Ugh, gross. Let's have a rob-off. Whoever can rob the most people wins.
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You just signed your death warrant.
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Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Stay Robbin' (4h) If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Stick Up Walrus' exclamation mark:
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I robbed a hundred Springfielders and only made five dollars.
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I stole a car but the smog fee cost more than the car is worth.
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In this town, crime really doesn't pay.
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Well, you've got a car and I've got gas money...
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To Shelbyville, and rob people there!
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Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Find a Partner in Crime (24h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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