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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games content update/Premium Gameplay

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If Blocks Could Talk[edit]

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Blocko Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png Hello, little girl, you seem very excited to meet me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have so much in common! I have head points, you have head studs.
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png It's always nice to meet a fan. Even if she's just a muddle.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think you mean muggle.
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png I mean what I mean.
Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Practice Spells (4h, Blocko Dungeon Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's cool that you can perform spells, just like the real Angelica Button.
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png I'm the real Angelica Button. I'm the one who's covered in buttons.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No offense, but you're merch.
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png Oh really. Can "merch" do this?
Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Build a Castle (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

If Blocks Could Talk Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blocko Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png How do you like them blocks?! I just built a whole castle.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's very special, and blockos are quite magical.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But building a blocko castle isn't magic, and you're not the real Angelica Button.
Tapped Out Blocko Angelica Button Icon.png But you are a major buzzkill.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's *my* magic skill.
Task: Make Blocko Angelica Button Make a New Friend (4h, Springfield Elementary or Blocko Dungeon Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Final Brodown[edit]

Final Brodown Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png General Splattin'! I challenge you to a 1v1 gauntlet battle!
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png First one to smash the crystal wins bragging rights for a week!
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png And the loser changes their username to "StinkButtXXX".
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png Ah, the traditional terms for a gauntlet battle.
Task: Make SmellYaL8r Plan Attack Strategy (4h, Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Final Brodown Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png I was hoping you would put up more of a challenge, Nelson.
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png Don't bother trash talking me. I *live* in trash.
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png Soon as my spine disintegrator is charged to ultimate power, I'm gonna vaporize your vertebrae.
Task: Make SmellYaL8r Use Ultimate Power (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Final Brodown Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png You're dead, Bart! Finally something worth an in-game "haw-haw."
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png I let you win, to build your confidence.
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png All I hear is "waaah, I'm not good at this game".
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Damn it, he's right. My microphone translates everything I say into the truth.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Really not sure why I bought that feature.
Task: Make SmellYaL8r Dance on the Fallen (24h, Conflict of Enemies Battle Arena)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Hunger of the Heart[edit]

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Dirt's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png Greetings, Lisa!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse, what are you doing in that ridiculous outfit?
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png I'm not Milhouse, I'm the miraculous Mr. Dirt! A mighty video game level boss.
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png But if this Milhouse looks like me, he's a lucky boy.
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png And I'll tell you all about me in true level-boss style: a song and dance.
Task: Make Mr. Dirt Perform a Musical Performance About Himself (8h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That was exhausting, Mr. Dirt. You just sang and danced for eight hours!
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png I never get tired. The only way to get rid of me is to destroy me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If I wanted to do that, just asking, how do I do it?
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png I'm starting to get the impression you don't like me very much.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Does that bother you?
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png Nothing bothers me except being destroyed.
Task: Make Mr. Dirt Teleport (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hunger of the Heart Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Dirt's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png Lisa, how would you like to be my level queen.
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png We could rule my level, and travel the galaxy eating civilizations together.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, I would but I promised Mom I wouldn't snack before dinner.
Tapped Out Mr. Dirt Icon.png That's fine. Everything is fine for Mr. Dirt. Until he's destroyed.
Task: Make Mr. Dirt Satisfy the Hunger (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Mr. Tusk Guy[edit]

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Stick Up Walrus' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png All right, Moleman. Give me all your money!
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png Not so fast, Snake! This town has a new force for justice and fairness.
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png Now give me all the money you've stolen from people in this town.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png So you can return it to them?
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png No, so I can keep it. I meant justice and fairness for me, not everybody else.
Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Equip Weapons (12h)
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Comb Your Bitchin' Hair (45s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Listen, Stick up Walrus. This town is too impoverished to support two robbers.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png One of us has to go.
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png We are too evenly armed to settle this with violence. Should we try a peaceful compromise?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Ugh, gross. Let's have a rob-off. Whoever can rob the most people wins.
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png You just signed your death warrant.
Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Stay Robbin' (4h)
If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Tusk Guy Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Stick Up Walrus' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png I robbed a hundred Springfielders and only made five dollars.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png I stole a car but the smog fee cost more than the car is worth.
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png In this town, crime really doesn't pay.
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png Well, you've got a car and I've got gas money...
Tapped Out Stick Up Walrus Icon.png To Shelbyville, and rob people there!
Task: Make Stick Up Walrus Find a Partner in Crime (24h, Springfield Penitentiary)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20