The Simpsons: Tapped Out "The Great Phatsby" episode tie-in content update/Gameplay

Gameplay[edit]

After the user logs in on January 18th and starting Springfield Heights Pt. 10:
	groan It's taking forever to save up my Lattes.
	I'd prefer to receive things the same way I collect my paycheck; asleep in my chair.
	Maybe if we could work longer for larger rewards it might be better?
	Pfft, which idiots are you going to convince to work longer?
System Message	8-hour Job Slots now available in Springfield Heights!

After the user logs in on January 18th:
	Hey there, pal, isn't it time you stopped living like a pathetic nobody? Isn't it time you showed everyone who's the real playa in this game? Isn't it time for old Gil to stop living on a park bench?
	This mansion was custom built for legendary hip-hop producer Jay G.
	He's selling it due to a divorce caused by the events described in his wife's hit single, "Y'all Done Had a Sleazy Sex Party While I Was In the Hospital Having Your Baby."
	Whaddaya, say, Sport? Are you ready to step up to the bigs? Are you ready to take it to the hoop? Are you ready to pay Gil a 1% commission? I'm ready to take a whole lot less, if that'll seal the deal!

Offer accepted:
	Ha-cha-cha! Old Gil is back on the dance floor and shaking a leg with sweet Lady Luck!
	I've decided not to sell. Praline and I reconciled after we spent a romantic weekend together looking at lawyers' bills.
	But I already booked the sale! I used my commission to buy a cemetery plot in Scottsdale -- golf-course view. Old Gil could finally afford to die!
	I'm afraid you've got to keep living, you sad old white man. I bought the real estate company and voided the sale -- that means you're behind your monthly sales quota!
	That's okay. I'll just start working the phones -- the first step is finding a payphone that takes I.O.U.'s.
Offer declined:
	Ahh, geez. Looks like I'll be sleeping with Cookie Kwan again tonight. You know, on the bench with her ad on it.

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation point:
	Your rapacious grasping is inspiring, but to truly master the Ladder to Loot, you have to push others down as you pull yourself up.
	So wise. Where do I begin, Monty Miyagi?
	Start with your own employees. You know what they say -- cruelty begins at home!
Task: Make Burns Torment Power Plant Workers (3h, Control Building) Task: Make Jay G Be Mentored (3h, Control Building)
	Fear is the aspiring loot-o-crat's greatest tool. For example, spreading a rumor that you're going to downsize will motivate employees to both work harder and accept lower pay!
	I like the ring of that rung, Monty! How'd you get to be so street?
	I'm a Springfield O.G. – octogenarian grouch.
	Word.
	Two words, actually. But I take your point.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation point:
	The next rung is to realize that ruthlessness never rests. There are opportunities for malevolence in every situation... including a lovely dinner out with a friend.
	What are you thinking, Monty? Should we stiff them on the tip? Run out on the check? Both?
	Excellent ideas, Jay. You're zooming up the ladder. And for an extra larf, we can harass the staff before we stiff them!
Task: Make Burns & Jay G Harass the Wait Staff (3h, Restaurants)
	The waiter quit, the hostess cried, and the busboy tried to drown himself in his dish bucket -- I'd call that a successful evening!
	To tell the truth, I felt a little bit sorry when the hostess started to cry, because I knew that sooner or later she was going to stop!
	Mocking your victims' suffering -- you've mastered another rung!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation point:
	It's important not to lose sight of the basics -- ruthlessness should be fun! If you're not having a good time at someone else's expense, you're doing it wrong!
	How do you keep the evil popping when you're just hanging on the corner?
	A degrading jape is never more than a dollar away. Watch me manipulate the greed of someone less fortunate!
Task: Make Burns & Jay G Glue Money to the Pavement (3h, Control Building)
	There -- right in the natural sight line of the broken down sidewalk-starer.
	Here comes a sucker now. It looks like he's wearing Will Loman's hand-me-downs.
	A dollar! Holy moly -- this is the break I've been waiting for! Things are gonna turn around now!
	Ah, the old sidewalk-stickeroo. Should've known. Third time this week!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation point:
	Guiding you up these ruthless rungs has really tuckered me out. I barely have the strength to tent my fingers!
	Let's go chill at my crib. You can rebuild your energy by terrorizing my staff.
	That sounds delightful. I'm really more of a tormentor than a mentor anyway.
Task: Make Burns Go to Jay G's Mansion (3h, Jay G's Mansion) Task: Make Jay G Go to Jay G's Mansion (3h, Jay G's Mansion)
	Congratulations, Jay! You've reached the top rung of the Ladder to Loot! You're like the son I never had -- and far better than the son I did have but never see.
	And you're like the father I never muscled out of his own record label and then framed for bank robbery.
	And now we must destroy each other.
	I wouldn't have it any other way.
Quest reward: 100 and 10