The Secret Life of Bart Simpson/Quotes
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- McBart: Step aside, Jimbo!
- Jimbo Jones: McBart! You're a cop, not a test pilot! It's certain death to fly this experimental nano-plane!
- McBart: Lord Deathbottom will trigger der girl-germ bomb in 90 seconds! Dis plane's my one chance to stop it in time!
- Jimbo: McBart, I'm not asking, I'm ordering you--
- McBart: Eat my shorts!
- Lisa: Bart! You were daydreaming again, weren't you? It's all you've been doing for days! I know school can be boring and humiliating... ...but if you don't face reality, you'll never succeed! Is that what you want? Well... is it?
- Bart: You are a ring bearer, Frodo! To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone!
- Lisa: [GUUHH!]
- Robokrab: Where did you hide the children, Radioactive Bart? I must replace their brains! Answer me or die!
- Radioactive Bart: Never, Robokrab!
- Edna Krabappel: Bart, use your brain! What's 2 x 4? Answer me!
- Bart: Never, you monster! Uhhh... Principal's office?
- Edna Krabappel: Oh yeah.
- Superintendent Simpson: I feel like firing someone today! Give me 50 reasons in 60 seconds why it shouldn't be you!
- Principal Skinner: Guhh-uhh-uhh--
- Fireman: Simpson! Simpson! Where's young Simpson?
- Bart: Huh--?!
- Principal Skinner: I tried to carry him out, but he was dead weight!
- Fireman: He must have been daydreaming! How sad! Oh well... ...all the more ice cream and kitties for the kids who survived the fire!
- Principal Skinner: Bart! Are you daydreaming? I warned you about using your imagination!
- Bart: GAAAH! Don't worry, Seymour! I'm never touchin' that stuff again!
