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The Rebooting!/Quotes

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Barb Simpkins: Cowabunga!
Bart: What, that's what I say!

Principal Skinner: [GASP!] I'm soaked in acid!
Bart: Don't panic! It hasn't started dissolving you yet! Quick! Take off your clothes!
Principal Skinner: But I...
Bart: Hurry! Unless you want to be known as principal skeleton!

Bart: She can do everything I can, butter better! I just don't get it, Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy: Oh, this happenes all the time in pop culture. You've just been rebooted!
Bart: That sounds like something out of Australia!
Comic Book Guy: Much like Starbuck on "Battlestar Galactica," you've been replaced by a superior female version. There's no point fighting it!

Mr. Largo: Lisa. I meant to tell you... Lee, here, will be taking over as first saxophone in the band! He's just a little better than you!
Lisa: I... see. Lee... a quick question.
Lee Simpkins: Yes?
Lisa: Is your lunch vegetarian?
Lee Simpkins: Oh no!
Lisa: [WHEW!] Well, at least I still have that!
Lee Simpkins: I'm vegan!
Lisa: Nooo!

Gomer Simpkins: Aw, no! I locked the keys in the car! D'uh!