| The Quest for Ire
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Quest for Ire is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Better Late Than Forever content update. It requires Cavewoman Marge to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I have to say, your father is right about the cave lifestyle. It's very relaxing! I don't even have to wash dishes anymore.
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We just use rocks.
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How is that working out for you?
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Honestly, not great. I haven't found any flat rocks.
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Caveman Homer hungry! Cavewoman Marge cook!
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Cavewoman Marge doesn't have anything to cook. Because a certain caveman hasn't caught anything.
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Cavewoman Lovejoy had an entire megalodon for dinner last night.
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It's harder than it looks! I didn't know animals move around!
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*annoyed grumble*
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I'll get my spear.
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Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Complain About Lack of Food". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Caveman Homer is owned: Task: "Make Caveman Homer Go Hunting". The job takes 4 hours.
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How did the hunting go?
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Great! I speared so many animals!
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That's great! Did you bring them home?
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D'OH!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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C'mon, Marge! Can't you use rocks to grow...what's that stuff called that you and Lisa eat that's not meat?
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Vegetables?
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Who?
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So you just want me to reinvent agriculture so you don't have to work or hunt?
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Agri—no! I just want you to sow, irrigate, weed, harvest, and store crops!
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*annoyed grumble*
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| Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Grow Prehistoric Crops". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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So you couldn't grow prehistoric crops from rocks. That's okay, sweetie! Everyone makes mistakes.
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I don't see you trying to help.
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I am helping! By telling you how you're failing.
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WHAT?
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Forget it! I only went along with this stupid cave thing because I thought it would give us more time to "snuggle".
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Ew!
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But then you stopped shaving your legs. Last night I thought a lemur crawled into bed with me. *shudder*
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You stopped shaving too!
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Manscaping with rocks is NOT comfortable!
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Oh, but I'm still supposed to do it, is that it?
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We've come to the point in the conversation where I should just shut up now, haven't we?
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Oh, Dad, we're way past that.
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It's time for me to strike a blow for cavewomen everywhere!
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But we're all out of wooden clubs.
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I meant metaphorically!
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| Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Protest the Cave Patriarchy". The job takes 4 hours.
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Great work, Mom! You can tear down the patriarchy before the concept of it was even invented!
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You know that Mom and Dad putting on loincloths doesn't actually change the course of humanity, right?
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Fighting the Man is fighting the Man, even if the "Man" is an Australopithecus.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, Marge. I got a little carried away with the whole caveman thing. Can we just go back to the cave and cuddle?
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I've got an idea of something I want you to try...
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Oooh, this sounds HOT.
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Oh, the cave will be on fire by the time we're through.
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Task: "Make Cavewoman Marge Make Homer Cook His Own Supper". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Caveman Homer is owned: Task: "Make Caveman Homer Set the Cave on Fire". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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When I said "the cave will be on fire", I didn't mean literally!
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I'm sorry, Marge. I didn't realize that a huge, blazing fire could lead to stuff getting burnt!
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Eh, I had an inkling this might happen. That's why I let you try cooking in a cave instead of our real home.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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