| Caveman on a Mission
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Caveman on a Mission is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Better Late Than Forever content update. It requires Caveman Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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*grunts* Boy! Bring...beer...Homer.
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What's with the outfit and the speaking like an NFL player?
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I'm embracing my animal nature and getting what I want by threatening to hit people with my club. *waves club menacingly*
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OW! Splinter.
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Ha! Very cavemanly. Did you get your mani-pedi before or after you invented fire?
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Shut up, there's nothing wrong with proper cuticle hygiene! Stupid lazy mill...mall... mell...milenimals!
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"Millennials"?
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Close, sweetie! It's pronounced "milenimals". I should know. I'm a baby bopper.
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Make Fun of Homer's Cavemanliness". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caveman Homer Complain About "Milenimals"". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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If you're such a cave guy now, why are you lounging around at home on the sofa? You're supposed to hunt mammoths, not turn into one.
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Hunting sounds tiring. Boy, fetch me some food.
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We don't have any food, because you never go hunting!
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Explain.
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JUST GO HUNT SOMETHING.
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Okay, I will. But first: a snack!
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Challenge Homer's Cavemanhood". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caveman Homer Hunt for His Supper". The job takes 4 hours.
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So what's for dinner, mighty hunter, besides shame and failure?
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If you look in my back, we might have some tiger fangs you can suck on.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Clubbing baby animals isn't the only way cavemen proved their manliness! They also invented stuff.
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My vote is deodorant.
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Why you little—!
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Are you even smart enough to invent something the original cavemen figured out?
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Of course I am! I'll reinvent the most famous invention of them all: the whale!
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You mean the wheel?
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It's a good thing you just corrected me, 'cause we were about to get really wet.
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| Task: "Make Caveman Homer Reinvent the Wheel". The job takes 4 hours.
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For a guy at your weight, I thought "round" would be within your skill set.
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Honestly, so did I.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, Homer, you wanna go waste time at Moe's?
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Not now, Barney. I'm reinventing stuff to prove I'm the best caveman.
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Look! I reinvented pottery.
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No, you didn't. Those are Mom's vases that you emptied and put out on the lawn.
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Not only could you NOT reinvent the wheel, you couldn't even reinvent pants!
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This loincloth is historically accurate!
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Yeah, well your thighs are historically chubby.
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Why you little—! *throws rock at Bart*
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*rock misses Bart, rolls across the lawn and knocks over a vase* You have primitive aim, too.
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Continue to Enrage Homer". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caveman Homer Throw Rocks at Bart". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Be Amazed at Homer's Invention". The job takes place at a Cave Wall, Cave Drawing, Bear Cave, Moe's Cavern, Curvaceous Cave, or Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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WHOA! You totally invented caveman bowling!
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Hey, I guess I did! You take a turn.
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These rocks don't actually roll all that great. Maybe you could make them rounder. How hard could that be?
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Uh, you might be surprised. Say, how about we just go to the alley and roll some normal bowling balls.
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Okay. Are you gonna change clothes first?
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Are you kidding? This is the first time in years I haven't been chafed.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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