| The Maggie & Moe Mysteries!: M is for Zirconia!
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The Maggie & Moe Mysteries!: M is for Zirconia! is a Simpsons Comics story featured in Simpsons Comics #114.
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is babysitting Maggie
, and they go to walk. They pass the museum. Maggie sees someone break through a window the museum but Moe misinterpret Maggie signals to him so they go in as a visitor. When they're in there, the alarm announcing that someone had stolen the museum's giant zirconia. The security system sealed the visitor until the police arrive. Maggie and Moe dressing them to dectives and begin to interrogate the visitors. First accuses Moe, Grandma Van Houten
to steal it, but Molloy
tell that she does not have the skill, and he says that they must be a sharper chap but not he for he has already stolen it once. Moe realizes that that leaves only one logical perpetrator and accuse again Grandma Van Houten. Snake then asks Moe to lay off of accusing that old lady for nothing, and tell it would make more sense to accuse the guy with a criminal record and the stolen comb from the pharoh's tomb. Moe regrets and says that he should accused him. Snake tell to Moe that he has not stolen it, it would totally clash with the decor of his hide-out. Maggie points to the person that is guilty, but Moe misunderstand and accused Grandma Van Houten again. Mr. Burns
ask Moe to leave the woman alone and says that Dr. Colossus
and he spent the entire time in the exhibit talking about stealing it. Dr. Colossus tell that it is not him for he came to the wrong museum, he need the giant rubythat's in the Shelbyville Museum to power his death laser.
Mr. Burns tell that he been trying to steal that monstrous bauble since this morning, but it's just to heavy for he to lift with his withered appendages. Moe gives up, he does not figure out who had stole it, Maggie fumes Moe and points again the culprit. This time sees Moe at is a bird that has stolen it. Clancy Wiggum thanks Moe and tell to him at that bird going to get twenty years and eligible for parole in ten. While they laugh that the bird is now a jailbird leaves Snake, Mr. Burns, Dr. Colossus, Molloy and Grandma Van Houten the museum with a object each.