The Invincible Principal/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Credits

Quotes

Bart: I am.... how yo say?... Ze master of Ze art, no? Wait 'til everyone gets to school tomorrow morning!

---

Principal Skinner: But what, Bart? Come to my office.

Bart: Look, Seymour, if you think I wrote that "thank you teacher" hooey...

Principal Skinner: I know you didn't Bart.

Bart: What?

Principal Skinner: Because I wrote it!

Bart: Tag your own school? Are you sniffing library paste?

---

Edna Krabappel: Bart, I didn't know you cared. So nice of you to spray that you love me.

Bart: Aargh!

---

Bart: [thinking] I'll paint a new tag now! Kids'll see it on the way beck from lunch...

Principal Skinner: before Skinner can change it!

---

Principal Skinner: Spray paint's expensive, isn't it? You're probably down to your last few squirts. So take a look... ...at these! And I 'm buying even moer! You can't outpaint a man who controls the school's art budget1

Bart: [GULP!]

Principal Skinner: Let's get back to your class. Our regulation 37-minute lunch hour is almost at and end.