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The Iceman Cometh/Quotes

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Lisa: Oh no, it's snowing! The school will be closed!
Bart: Oh yeah, it's snowing! The school will be closed!

Martin Prince: It's a 35,000-year-old caveman!
Nelson Muntz: A what? That's worth money!
Jimbo Jones: Do we have to pay for him?
Kearney Zzyzwicz: No, idiot. We get paid right?

Museum person: You fellows are right. It is a caveman. Well, a dummy of a caveman. A mannequin that the museum lost.

Museum person: Boys, here's you reward... passes for the opening of the new exhibit "Early Amerian Weavers!"
Jimbo: What?
Kearney: Oh no! Culture!!
Nelson: We're going to be on the news! We'll never live this down!
Martin: Ah, divine justice!