The Crimespree on Springfield 2!/Quotes

Quotes

Bartman: Beware, furbearing nut-hoarders... ...Bartman and Houseboy prowl the Springfield!

Houseboy: That's [WHOOP] Right, Bartman! Yowch!

Bartman: There is evil afoot, and a-paw! Come, faithful non-human companion! Stand on all fours revealed as...

Bartdog: Urf!

Bartman: ..:Bartdog!

Bartman: He's heading for that sewer opening who knows where this adventure will lead!

Houseboy: Sewer?

Bartman: Next to rooftops, that's where vigilantes fight crime best!

Houseboy: Not a big fan of rooftops either.!

Bartman: Courage, young sidekick!

Houseboy: Young? My birthday's before yours!

Bartman: True, but, emotionally, I'm a few birthday candles ahead of you, houseboy. Besides, this is no scarier than the time we snuck into Skinner's basement. Or got locked inside that walk-in freezer overnight.

Houseboy: I wouldn't know. I passed out both times.

Bartman: Do you know what this means?

Houseboy: I know. My Squishee Club Card is invalid here.

Bartman: We've traveled through a dimensional portal into a parallel universe!

Houseboy: Great, now I'm in trouble with two moms!

Fighting Owl: Hold, evildores! Stand and be judged by... ...Fighting Owl and his nearsighted sidekick, Four-Eyes! You wear masks and are unknown to me! Therefore you must be villains...!

Houseboy: Four-Eyes is like Biclops!

Bartman: You would think of that.

Fighting Owl: Why am I not surprised? Those bushy-tailed bandits always go where the nuts are.

Bartman: Hiding in plain sight.

Fighting Owl: Plan and salted sight, my friend.

Bartman: Ha! Good patter, Fighting owl!

Houseboy: Oh no, grappeling hooks.

Four-Eyes: It's like gym class.

Bartman: We have to make it back to our dimension before the portal closes.

Houseboy: And traps us in your weird reality for eternity!

Fighting Owl: It may be weird--

Four-Eyes: But we like it!

Houseboy: You knew that Bartdog's natual curiosity would take us to the what is elseworld of Springfield2?

Four-Eyes: Will we ever see them again, Fighting Owl?

Fighting Owl: No, Four-Eyes. They return forever to their home on Shelbyville 2.

Four-Eyes: Is it true they have red fire hydrants instead of yellow?

Fighting Owl: So I'm told, Four Eyews. So I'm told.