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The Bald Man and the Sea/Quotes

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Bart: Homer!!! Let Mr. Van Houten have a turn. He's the one who rented the boat!
Homer: Quiet, boy! You'll scare away the fish.
Bart: What fish?

Bart: Face it, Homer. You couldn't catch a cold. I'll catch a fish!
Homer: Quit mocking me, boy. I got a bite!
Bart: So do I!
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Homer: A stupid pair of glasses?
Kirk Van Houten: They're mine! I just lost them and my breakfast overboard.

Kirk: This was a bad idea. We're like fish out of water here.
Homer: Fish out of water? Are you saying I can't get a fish out of the water?
Kirk: Huh? What? It was a metaphor.

Milhouse Van Houten: I think the sun has fried your dad's brain.
Bart: He works at the nuclear plant. His brain was fried a long time ago.

Homer: Boy! Go below deck and fetch me a fresh beer and some sardines from the bait bucket!
Bart: Aye, aye, fat man!
Homer: Wait!
Bart: What?
Homer: Put those sardines on two slices of bread with some mustard.

Homer: Captain, damn my fear of angry mermaids! We need to go farther out to catch some fish.
Captain McCallister: Arrr, the waves out there will do them bespectacled landlubbers in!
Homer: Is this the Good Ship Lollipop or a fishing boat? Are we going deeper or not?

Homer: D'oh! Stupid fish jumped and broke the rod.
Kirk: More like, smart fish.

Homer: Hey, that's my favorite shirt!
Bart: Chill out, Homer. You've got a closet full of 'em.

Homer: Alright, me. Let's save a fish!
Milhouse: Why do I get the mop?

Marge: Ooh, I know what that face means! I better makes some frown-fighting cheer 'em up nachos.
Bart: Yeah. He's gonna need double cheese.