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The 60ft. Baby

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The 60ft. Baby
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Book Information
Author: Burns' Lawyer
Genre: Fantasy
First appearance: "The D'oh-cial Network"

The 60ft. Baby is a book by Burns' Lawyer.


During the trial of SpringFace vs. Springfield the Blue-haired lawyer mentioned that SpringFace became too big to control, just like the 60-foot baby in his self-published novel, The 60 Ft. Baby. He then said that if you order it online now, can you still cheat the government on sales tax.