Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste

"Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste"

Song Information Singers: Pamela Hayden Characters: Milhouse Van Houten Length: 0:37 Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Peter Gaffney and Steve Viksten Appearance(s): "Homer Scissorhands"

"Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste" is a love song sung by Milhouse to Lisa.

Lyrics

Milhouse:

Teacher said don't eat the paste,

'tis apt to make you spew.

I ate the paste, and liked the taste,

Passed out and dreamed of you.

Lisa:

Okay. First of all, it's never wise to use the word "spew" in a love song.

Milhouse:

Lisa Lisa... Maid so fair.

With crimson dress and pointy hair.

Do you mind if I stop and stare.

Look in your mind and I'm there.

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the English folk song "Greensleeves".

Appearances

• Episode – "Homer Scissorhands"