Talk Cootie To Me/Quotes

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Sherri/Terri: Do I have to sit next to Milhouse, Mrs. Krabappel? He's totally got cooties!

Principal Skinner: Did someone say cooties?

Sound: Press Weeooo

Dr. Nick: Hell—Hell—Hell--

Milhouse: Ah!

Dr. Nick: Hello, everybody!

Class: Hi, Dr Nick!

Dr. Nick: Now, stand back everyone. This small human has a serve case of cootie-itis! Cootie-itis is a terrible, terrible affliction that will eat away at your social life until you reach middle school.

Milhouse: Is there anything that can be done, Dr Nick?

Dr. Nick: Hmm. Well, there is something. But it might be considered a little bit radical.

Bart: So, Milhouse, you gotta live in a protective bubble-suit for the rest of your life, huh?

Milhouse: Sure do!

Sound: [Pop!]

Milhouse: Cooties are awesome!