Springfield Downs Race Track/Quotes
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- Springfield Downs employee 1: Where's this horse's jockey? The next race is about to start!
- Springfield Downs employee 2: Probably at the bar, drowning his sorrows! That's not just the horse's name, it's also his odds.
- Springfield Downs employee 1: We better go fetch him. What's he look like?
- Springfield Downs employee 2: He's a short guy with a moustache.
- Chief Wiggum: Wait here, Ralphie, while I see a man about a horse. And drink your hot chocolate slowly this time, son. Daddy can't afford another expensive round of stomach reconstruction surgery!
- Ralph Wiggum: Cocoa is just like sweet, boiling mud!
- Ralph: Whee! I'm Braveheart!
- Ralph: Wah-ah-ah! The bad little man made my horsie's head fall off!
- Chief Wiggum: There you go, Ralphie. A nice warm bath for my little champ! You did real good today, son. I only wish I'd bet on "One in a Million".
- Jockey: Yeah, yeah! An' Bob's yer uncle. Ye got anyfing to drink 'round 'ere, mate?
- Chief Wiggum: Uh-oh!
