Springfield's Next Top Model Kit!/Quotes

Quotes

Grampa: I see that you've bought another one of those idiotic model kits! How can you waste your allowance on that plastic junk?

Homer: But it's Gear-Grinder McGoon!!

Grampa: Don't sass me, boy! According to this list, you've been begging allowance advances out of me since Nixon won the election! It's high time you started working it off by washing and waxing my Edsel!

Homer: [thinking] Hmm... Looks like my old man finally gave up and went back inside. I sure wish pop could understand why I love making model kits so much! It's like I've got model glue running through my veins!

Clancy Wiggum: The last time I built me a model kit, I screwed it up... Then I blewed it up!

Homer: Well, so far, so good! Li'l Clancy's managed to glue both halves of my head together! And it looks like he's figured out how to assemble my body! But he seems to be having trouble fitting them together! Watch it with the glue, fumble-fingers!

Homer: Oh, man! I look worse than Evel Knievel after his last big crash! And this color is enough to make a chameleon barf!