Something Wiggum This Way Comes/Quotes
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- Lisa: I like your robot costume, Martin.
- Martin Prince: Excuse me, but I am no mere robot! I am the Trick-or-Treat-a-Tron 5000, a state-of-the-art candy accumulation and defense unit! Quite intimidating, don't you think?
- Milhouse Van Houten: Pretty creepy, Martin, but I think my mutated mad scientist is way scarier!
- Bart: [Pffft!] You want scary? Shiver your timbers, dudes, for I am the deadly and dashing zombie pirate king! Arrr!! I seek chocolate-covered, sugar-filled, artificially flavored treasure, and I'll keelhaul the scurvy dog that stands in my way!
- Bart: Whoa! Avast ye, Ralph! What are you supposed to be, roadkill?
- Ralph Wiggum: No, your majesty! I'm Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Ahh! The redness makes my eyes scratchy!
- Ralph: I dropped my candy! Bug kingdom, help me!
- Martin: Broca's brain! A sudden fog... limiting our visibility!
- Milhouse: It's so thick you could cut it with a knife!
- Bart: Not when it's plastic! Aaar!
- Ralph: I'm a refrigerator bulb! Hello, eggs! Hello, pork shoulder!
- Bart: Ralphie, with your nose so bright... Won't you guide us home tonight?
- Ralph: Wheee! I'm down in history!
