Shadow Apocalypse of the Sciencester!/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: Capture Bartman?!? But everyone knows the crusading cape-wearer is but and urban legend!!
- Groundskeeper Willie: Aye! How do ye snatch a gossamer dream?
- The Sciencester: Blast it, principal Skinner! Bartman exists, all right...
- The Sciencester: We erase his memory of Bartman! He'll live out his life as a normal person and never don the mask again! Now help me find some amnesia stones!
- Kid Queasy: Here?
- The Sciencester: Why not? I'm sure the school lab boasts the very latest science equipment! The adults would never cut corners on our education!
- The Sciencester: Gentlemen, the crusading cape-wearer is ours!
- Principal Skinner: You know, if this weren't a super-hero adventure, a principal could get into a lot of trouble for allowing a student to be unofficially detained, tied up, and--- Oh, boy. this is not good.
- The Sciencester: Please stop muttering while I explain the fate I've prepared for Bartman!
- Principal Skinner: Great Krypton! Bartman is...
- Willie: Whaaa--?!
- Willie: ...Martin Prince?!
- The Sciencester: I'm not Bartman! I'm the Sciencester, your idiots! Can't you see Bartman disguised himself as me and switched our places?
- Houseboy: I don't understand, Bartman! How did you manage to swap places with The Sciencester?
- Bartman: I don't get trapped, I set traps! Remember?
- Houseboy: Come on, Bartman! Really!
- Bartman: [SIGH] I showed up early and got the drop on him. OK? Remember, this is Martin we're talkin' about. It wasn't hard!
- Houseboy: But he's huge! How did you Bartman costume fit him? And where did you get the one you're wearing?
- Bartman: Auuuugh! Don't get all plot pointy on me, Houseboy! Remember... ...the day every little thing makes perfect sense... ..is the day guts like Martin and Skinner win!
