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Poetry in Moe-tion

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Poetry in Moe-tion is poems by Moe in The Book of Moe.


  • Fame like beauty, is fleeting, they say. I have had both in my life, And i say, revenge has 'em both beat! Hands down. Oooh... and chasing some deadbeat rummy out of your bar with a double-barreld shotgun. That's good, tooo.
  • Pickled eggs. You sit there on the counter, next to the cash register. Your brine is murky, smelly, and antiseptic. Your presence calms me. I'd sacrifice any one of these Knuckle-headed barflies- Stick a knife into any one of 'em and gut 'em right here on the bar To keep your happy. Pickled eggs.