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Pirates Without Pants

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Pirates Without Pants
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Comic Information
First appearance: Ralph Learns a Lesson

Pirates Without Pants is one of the comic books that Ralph sold to Comic Book Guy.


Ralph was seen lying outside The Android's Dungeon, waiting for Comic Book Guy to arrive and open the store, so he could sell him a stack of comic books. One of them was called Pirates Without Pants. Because of the poor condition of the comics, Ralph received only eighteen dollars for the whole stack.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The comic's title is a pun on the comic opera The Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan.