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Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's

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Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's
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Comic Story information
Released: June 1995
Comic series: Bart Simpson's Joke Book
Pages: 2
Written by: Barry Dutter
Andrew Osborne


Patty and Selma's Dating Do's & Dont's is a comic story first printed in Bart Simpson's Joke Book. The story was remade into The Simpsons Comic Strips story Dating Do's and Don'ts.

Synopsis[edit]

Patty and Selma compile a list of do's and don'ts for dating.

Plot[edit]

Patty and Selma give their dating dos and don'ts:

Do Don't
Respond to personal ads in the classified section of the local newspaper. Respond to graffiti on the walls of the local bus station.
Dress to kill. Cause actual heart failure.
Ask him to rub suntan lotion on your back. Ask him to rub ointment on your bunion.
Do let him show you his etchings. Don't let him show you his appendix scar.
Do wait by the phone. Don't hold your breath.


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