| Offshore Fun
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Offshore Fun is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart the Fink content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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I hear those hopeless idiots in Washington passed a new tax law. How does it impact me, the small-time gazillionaire?
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Why, you get to keep even MORE of your money, Mr. Krustofski.
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What?! Why would those perfect angels in Washington do this?
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They feel it's high time that the wealthy give even less back to the country they pretend to love.
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How right they are! Time to buy my old airplane back!
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Place I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay".
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Oh Planey, I missed you. I hope the mean IRS men didn't find the bags of you-know-what sewn into your seat cushions.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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It sure is nice owning a plane. Know what I mean?
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What?! You don't own a plane? Ewww.
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Well, keep investing your money in mobile games, and I'm sure you'll be rich soon, too!
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| Task: "Make Krusty Refuel His Plane". The job takes place at I'm-On-A-Rolla Gay and takes 4 hours.
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Ahhh...happiness is owning a fully-fueled private jet.
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If that seems arrogant, try to remember how very wealthy I am, vis-à-vis you.
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So just try to be happy for me, Sky Finger. And jealous. I just love when people are jealous of me.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Sure, I'm well off. Money-wise. But could I have even more sweet, sweet cash?
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I'm not a young man. And I just don't want to leave this Earth knowing I could have had more money.
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Better call that banker...
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| Task: "Make Krusty Call His Offshore Bank". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
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I'M WHAT???
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You're broke. You invested in a company called Ponzi Pyramid Schemes, Inc.
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The Italian architectural firm that designs high-end triangle tombs for rich Egyptians? What's wrong with them?
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Come back, money! I don't want to live without too much of you!
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Will Krusty ever become solvent, or will he just regress to solvents? Find out soon!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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