Ned's Lessons in Car Safety/Quotes
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- Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, drivereenos! Navigatin' Ned Flanders here, to give a li'l noggin-nudge to everyone about auto safety! ...And besides, there's nothing kids love more than learning about safety! Right-a-reeno, Flanders clan?
- Rod Flanders: Safety helps us live!
- Todd Flanders: Right, dad!
- Ned: Now, those foreign fellas who designed this car did a bang-up job, yessiree! But the Flanders motto is, you can never have too many seat belts! Comfy, Todd?
- Todd: I can't feel my legs!
- Ned: Perfecto!
- Ned: What a lot of you may not know is that those speed limit signs are just helpful suggestions! You can go lots slower, and I always do-doodily-do! Some of your fellow motorists may toot-illy-toot their horn to let you know they're seriously safety-savvy, bless 'em!
- Todd: Daddy! That clown is making hand gestures at us!
- Ned: Well, this is our lucky day! He must be one of those gang members we hear so much about! Wave back, kids!
- Ned: Here's a hot tip! It's a good idea to leave your defroster on all the time! You never know when ol' Jack Frost could come a'knockin'!
- Rod: Wee! It's summer!
- Todd: I think I'm having a heat-stroke! Hooray!
- Ned: Yessir, there's nothing like a family drive for good wholesome thrills!
- Rod: Daddy, all those bumper stickers have bad swears on them!
- Todd: My feet are turning blue!
