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Mutiny on the Barty/Quotes

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[Bart, Milhouse and the Sea Captain have just piloted their life raft onto a small island]
Bart: I wonder if there are people on this island.
Sea Captain: We're in uncharted seas, boyos. Could be any kind of danger we'll find here.
Milhouse Van Houten: L-like what?
Sea Captain: Cannibals. Headhunters. Reality show constestants.
Milhouse: One of your ex-wives?
Sea Captain: Yarr...