Milhouse Kisses "Lisa"/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, no, the day that I've always dreaded is here. Today, I turn ten-and-a-half years old. The best years of my life are almost behind me, and I still haven't had a date with Lisa. Every time I try to talk to her, the words come out all wrong.
- Martin Prince: Fear not, my lovelorn associate. It just so happens I've been studying the classic words of amour. We can stand under Lisa's window and, like Cyrano, I will give you the words to charm her heart.
- Milhouse: You know, that just might work. I gotta do something. At this rate I'll look like my dad by the time I'm eleven.
- Martin: Tally-ho! We go forth, harbingers of romance!
- Martin: Your eyes are like the jewels of a summer sky, your smile like a gold doubloon!
- Milhouse: L-Lisa, your eye is like some guy's jewels, a-and you smile like a gold baboon! That's a really rare kind of monkey. [to Martin] I think that went pretty good, don't you?
- Martin: If it comes from the heart, it is all good. Now ask her if she feels the same way.
- Martin: Oh, for joy!
- Milhouse: She kissed me! She kissed me! And what a kiss it was! I finally got to first base!
- Martin: Hip hip hoo-rah!
- Milhouse:I'm still tingling from the rush!
- Martin: Me, too! What a magical feeling! I feel as if I've been touched by the fairy of passion!
