Milhouse Goes to Heck/Quotes
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- Reverend Lovejoy: And the lord sayeth, "if thoust does stealeth, thou shalt be thrown into the pits of eternal damnation, where thoust bodies shalt be toasted like overdone sausages."
- Milhouse: [GULP] Gosh! I took those cookies at grandma's house without asking. Which technically is stealing. Which means...
- Devil: That's right Milhouse. Welcome to... hell!
- Milhouse: Uh-oh!
- Devil: That's right, hell! Where the only thing on T.V. is "Wheel of Fortune" rerurns. Where you eat Brussels sprouts for every meal... and boy band are the only thing on the radio! Now, guess what we do with cookie stealing boys here in Hades?
- Milhouse: Do you boil their bones in acid?
- Devil: Worse! We make them do math homework for all eternity!
- Milhouse: [Gulp!] Aaarrrrrr!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Looks live I've still got it.
