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Mayor Maggie/Quotes

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Marge: Homer, feed the baby, will you? I'm up to my kiester in household chores!
Homer: Awww, Marge, that slop she eats would make Kirstie Alley gag!
Marge: I'm not asking you to eat it! Just feed her!

Homer: Mmm... Strained Cheesy Breakfast Sandwiches! This'll do nicely! Okay, Maggie. One for me... [glauugghh!] That's good... And one for you. There. Awww... Now two for me... [gugg lugg gulp glauugghh!]

Kent Brockman: Blah-blah-blaaah-blah-blah! Blibber-blah-blibber!

Lenny Leonard: Blah-blah-blah, Maggie!
Carl Carlson: Blah-blah-Duff!

Marge: Take it easy, Homie! Everything's all right!
Homer: But I dreamed I was feeding Maggie and she fell asleep and she dreamed we were all babies and she was the mayor... and she wouldn't give me beer! Marge, I had no idea she was such a power tripper! We gotta send her away before she gets too big and strong!