Marge Simpson's Hair Affair/Quotes
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- Marge: Excuse me, but my regular hairdresser is on vacation, and I really need a trim...
- Employee: I'm sorry, ma'am, but there is a two-week waiting period for new clients. Perhaps you could try another salon? Good lord! [Choke!]
- Marge: What the..?
- Employee: Code blue, repeat, code blue! All staff report to emergency shampoo bowl, stat!
- Hairdresser 1: Coming through!
- Marge: What in the world...?
- Hairdresser 2: Prep the curling irons! Hurry! Hurry!
- Hairdresser 2: The horror. The horror! We have no choice. We have to perform both a frizz-ectomy, and a complete style-transplant!
- Marge: Well, if you really think it's necessary...!
- Hairdresser 2: This hair is an abomination! All my genius, all our technology, and still it neither bounces, nor behaves! You must leave this place at once, before you taint my salon with your lack of personal flair!
- Hairdresser 2: That woman had the worst hair in Springfield!
- Krusty: Hey! Hey! Toots! Gimme the works and the monkey wants a makeover!
