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Magnet Performing Arts School

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"Magnet Performing Arts School"
Magnet Performing Arts School.png
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Characters: Seymour Skinner
Length: 1:00
Reprise: 0:16
Writer(s): Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Ryan Koh
Appearance(s): "Game Done Changed"

"Magnet Performing Arts School" is a song performed by Principal Skinner.

Lyrics[edit]

In my dream there's a theater.
A theater so cool.
They'll turn this dump.
Into a magnet arts school.
No testing to standardize,
When all the kids are "dolls" and "guys".
Academic benchmarks cannot be exacting,
When all you teach is dance and acting.
If the baseball team's on a 12-game slide,
We're not athletes, that's a point of pride.
All you need is just one famous grad,
An Idina Menzel or even one Josh Gad.
No more STEM classes,
For this wide-eyed fool.
Only fails and passes when this dump becomes,
A magnet performing arts school!

Reprise[edit]

My dream of a theater,
Has turned out so cool.
The moment has come for my magnet,
Performing arts school.

Appearances[edit]