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Kwik-E-Mart Operating Procedures

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Kwik-E-Mart Operating Procedures
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Book Information
Genre: Instructional
First appearance: "Homer the Great"

Kwik-E-Mart Operating Procedures is a guideline manual used for the daily management and operation of the Kwik-E-Mart.

History[edit]

When Homer became the Chosen One, he proposed that the Stonecutters give back to the community, including by opening a Stonecutter's Daycare Center. Meanwhile, Apu read the operating procedures for the Squishee machine, which stated that its blades had to be cleaned twice a day to prevent botulism and trench mouth, with a cross-reference to liability guidelines.

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