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Krustyburger Konfidential/Quotes

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Bart: Two of your finest Junior Krustyburger Meals, my good man. And don't skimp on the free toys.
Squeaky-voiced teen: Yes, sir!
Bart: I wonder what goes on behind the scenes here at Krustyburger?
Milhouse Van Houten: Hmmm. I wonder?
Squeaky-voiced teen: Hey! Stop monkeying around, you guys. And you know smoking's not allowed in the kitchen! And how'd those pickles get up on the ceiling? Your hands, Phil! Wash your hands! Where are your hair nets, people? Ralph! Please tell me you didn't come to work infected with ebola virus again?
Squeaky-voiced teen: Here are your meals.
Milhouse: AH!
Bart: If you don't want this, can I have your toy?
Milhouse: So... c-c-cold... monkey virus... so... very cold...