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Kissimmee St. Nick Theme Park and Resort

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Kissimmee St. Nick Theme Park and Resort
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Location Information
Town: Kissimmee
Use: Theme park and resort
Employees: Jeanie
Tremendous Boar
Mulberry Mutt
Thelonious Skunk
First appearance: "'Tis the 30th Season"

Kissimmee St. Nick Theme Park and Resort is a theme park and resort in Kissimmee, Florida.


After having a bad time in the run up to Christmas, Homer, Bart and Lisa decide to take Marge on a holiday for Christmas. After looking online, they decide to go to Kissimmee St. Nick Theme Park and Resort. Upon arriving at the resort, they find that it's a dump and not at all like the website suggested. They got put in a tiny room that didn't have a bath. However, they decided to try and give Marge a good holiday anyway.

The next day, the family visited the small theme park. They found it was just as much a dump as the resort was. That night, the couple in the room next door were arguing, before they started to have sex, and Homer had to go and tell them to quiet down. The next morning, Bart and Lisa went to complain to the manager, Jeanie. She told them that they lied on the website to draw people in because they can't compete with the bigger theme parks. Later that day, the family went to the theme park again. In the Hall of Vice Presidents, Marge revealed that she was not having fun on the holiday. Everyone else agreed about this and decided to go home. Before going, Bart removed the heads of the animatronics in the Hall of Vice Presidents and left them in Jeanie's bed. This traumatized Jeanie into giving the Simpsons a full refund and extra money for deceiving them.

Mascots at the theme park and resort include Hug-A-Bull, Mulberry Mutt, Tremendous Boar and Thelonious Skunk.


Attractions include:

  • Various broken down rides
  • A flamingo hospice
  • Tunnel of Love
  • Gator Petting Zoo
  • Hall of Vice Presidents