K-Bart/Quotes
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- Bart: [imitating Skinner] Superintendent Chalmers, have I ever told you what a complete and utter moron I think you are?
- Nelson Muntz: [imitating Chalmers] Why no, Principal Skinner, but why don't you tell me now, you spineless mommy's boy?
- Bart: [imitating Skinner] There are several words I could use to describe what a loser you are, Chalmers, but there are children listening!
- Nelson: [imitating Chalmers] Seymour, you're right... I am a loser! I need to be punished!
- Bart: [imitating Skinner] Well, I have just the tonic for your sickness... My trusty paddle! Now drop your chinos and bend over!
- Nelson: [imitating Chalmers] Yes, sir!
- Superintendent Chalmers: Who in blue blazes is imitating us?!
- Principal Skinner: I don't know, but they've really nailed that slight lisp you sometimes let slip...
- Chalmers: Skinner, shut up!
- Skinner: You really don't think I'm a spineless mommy's boy, do you?
- Chalmers: Seymour, I try to avoid thinking about you at all.
- Birch Barlow: We'll move you into one of our spiffy studios where your show will air after mine every day from seven to midnight!
- Bart: But we like doing the show here in the treehouse.
- Nelson: And I can't do it after seven. That's when I do my best hooliganning and no-good-nikking!
- Mr. Burns: Now, if you'd be so king as to start running...
- Bart: Why?
- Mr. Burns: It's more sporting for the hounds!
